C Am7 Dm7 G7
C Am7 Dm7 G7

[Verse]
Dm7                  G7            Cmaj7
You put the who's-it on the what's-it
C          Dm7       G7     C
Attach the what's-it to the who's-it
C7          F              F7     A7
Connect the thing-a-ma-jig to the thing-a-ma-bob
A   Dm7                                  G7
And that'll make the what-cha-ma-call it go

[Verse]
A7           Dm7    G7     Cmaj7
You hook the gidget to the gadget
C7         Dm7           G7         C
Adjust the gadget to the gidget
C7         F7                    C      A7
Unhook the dingely-dang from the diddly-doo
A7   Dm7                      G7      C
That seems to sorta settle the so-and-so

[Verse]
C        D7       C7      F
When the you know doesn't almost
F       Gm7   C7    Dm7
And the gizmo never quite,
F      Dm7    D7    G6            E7
Simply follow these instructions
E7            Am7  D7    G7
Everything'll come out alright

[Verse]
Dm7                  G7            Cmaj7
You put the who's-it on the what's-it
C          Dm7       G7     C
Attach the gidget to the gadget
C7          F         Bm7        G            A7
Connect the hick-a-ma-do  to the jig-a-ma-bob
A   Dm7                 G7               Em7 A7
And adjust them to the thing-a-ma so-and-so
A7   Dm7                     G7                  C
Then sit back and watch that what-cha-ma-call it go

{Instrumental]
(Modulates up one half step at the end)
C Dm7 Cdim A7 Dm7 G7
C6 Dm7 G7 C C7 F7 Bb7 A7
D7 G7 Ab7 Ebm7 Ab7 Db Ab7
Db Abm7 Gb Db

[Bridge]
Abdim        Gb
When the you know doesn't almost
Gb      Abm7  Ab7   Gb
And the gizmo never quite,
Bbm7                Ebm7    Abmaj7
Simply follow these instructions
Bbm7               Eb7          Ab7
Everything'll turn out alright

[Outro]
Abm        Ebm7     Ab7              Db
Unhook the who's-it from the what's-it
Db         Ebm7   Ab7     Db7
Attach the gadget to the gidget
Db7          Gb          Gbdim  Bb7
Connect the dingely-dang to the jig-a-ma-bob
Eb7                                      Fm7
And adjust them to the thing-a-ma so-and-so
Bb7  Ebm7
Then sit back and watch
Fm7
Turn it up one more notch
Bb7 Ab7                                         Db
And sit back and watch that what-cha-ma-call it go
Dbmaj7 Ebm7 Fm7 Em7 Ebm7 Cdim Dbmaj7