I'm not a genius, I'm more like a genie
Granting girls wishes from my stone cold bikini yeah
Sewing up ideas like delicious kisses
I'll play with your mind but I won't do your dishes, boy
Say it again

V.G.I. (my philosophy)
V.G.I. (is I'm a masterpiece)
V.G.I. (I wear a scrunchie)
V.G.I. (I'll say it again)

I say, I say, an intellectual genie
I'm making bullshit disappear like I'm Hou-fuckin-dini
Turntables around with my smile bright and gleaming
You think I'll take your order boy
You must be fucking dreaming

V.G.I. (my philosophy)
V.G.I. (is I'm a masterpiece)
V.G.I. (I wear a scrunchie)
V.G.I. (I'll say it again)

Cuz I'm extra special and I'm burning bright
I'm a UFO blazing thru your starry night
You try to shoot me down girl cuz you just don't understand
That a woman like me can't be bound to one plan

V.G.I. (my philosophy)
V.G.I. (is I'm a masterpiece)
V.G.I. (I wear a scrunchie)
V.G.I. (I'll say it again)

I don't wanna say I want to,
and I don't wanna say I don't
Sometimes the secret is,
sometimes the secret is yes yes yes yes

V.G.I. (my philosophy)
V.G.I. (is I'm a masterpiece)
V.G.I. (I wear a scrunchie)
V.G.I. (I'll say it again)