Does your skin zip up like a sweater?
Dressed like a good boy, you're so clever
In your rose colored glasses
Tongue sweet like molasses
Aren't you tired of always playing the part
Breaking my heart
Right from the start

Golden Retriever boy
Go fetch another toy for yourself
You're so unbelievable
Go be a puppy for somebody else

'Cause you wasted my time
Always played the good guy
But you stabbed me in the back and acted like it was fine
And you wear that big smile
Innocent as a child
But you buried all the evidence
Boy you're so vile
Golden retriever boy

You bought me roses just for show
You got a dark side no one knows
Bet the devil was a pretty boy too
And I think he's gonna like you

Golden Retriever boy
Go fetch another toy for yourself
You're so unbelievable
Go be a puppy for somebody else

'Cause you wasted my time
Always played the good guy
But you stabbed me in the back and acted like it was fine
And you wear that big smile
Innocent as a child
But you buried all the evidence
Boy you're so vile
Golden Retriever boy

Go fetch and don't come back (golden retriever boy)
Heart of gold, soul so black (golden retriever boy)
I read your zodiac
You're an Aries and that's fucking scary

Golden retriever boy
Golden retriever boy
Golden retriever boy
Golden retriever boy