Intro: Piano begins alone and then guitar joins in.
       The chords remain G followed by F throughout.


Verse 1:
  G        F    Bb         G
I carry my microphone with me
G    F       Bb   G
Everywhere I go
   G           F    Bb       G
It makes for a very good deadweight
   G       F   Bb    G
In case of an emergency
   G      F       Bb         G
In case I need to break your face
   G      F        Bb    G
In case I need you to be dead


Chorus:
G          F         Bb    G
Who do you think you are?
G      F           Bb    G
Who do I think you are?
G    F         Bb    G
I know who you are
         G         F
And it's hard to believe that
C   Bb   F       Bb               G      F    G    F
God made you and me with the same hands
              G     F    G...
With the same hands


Verse 2:(same as verse 1)
Sit?
I tell my doggie to sit
But I am not a dog
But you make the animal in me
Want to come out all over you.


Chorus:(same as before)
Who do you think you are?
Who do I think you are?
I know who you are
And it's hard to believe that
God made you and me with the same hands
With the same hands


Break: (Continue in the same progression)


Who do you think you are?
Who do I think you are?
I know-

Who do you think you are?
Who do I think you are?
I know who you are
And it's hard to believe that
God made you and me with the same hands
With the same hands, with the same hands.
With the same hands.

         G         F          C   F       G F  G
And it's hard to believe that I'm still a believer.