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[Verse 1]
Gm
I'm no good at chatting up and always get rebuffed
Gm
Enough to drive a man to drink I don't do no washing up
Gm
I always leave the stuff piled up piled up in the sink
Gm           C                                 Gm
But you will always find him in the kitchen at parties

[Verse 2]
Gm
Me and my girlfriend we argued and she ran away from home
Gm
She must have found somebody new and now I'm all alone
Gm
Living on my own.......what am I supposed to do
Gm                C                                 Gm
That's why you'll always find him in the kitchen at parties
         C                                 Gm
You will always find him in the kitchen at parties
         C                                 Gm
You will always find him in the kitchen at parties

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[Verse 3]
Gm
Then I met this debutante I said I like new wave rock
Gm
She was into French cuisine but I ain't no Cordon Bleu
Gm
This was at some do in Palmer's green.......I had no luck with her
Gm       C                                Gm
You will still find him in the kitchen at parties
         C                                Gm
You will still find him in the kitchen at parties

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[Verse 4] 
Gm
At last I met a pretty girl she laughed and talked with me
Gm                                                        
We both walked out of the kitchen and danced in a new way

[Interlude]
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[Outro]
             C                              Gm
And now I've done my time in the kitchen at parties
     C                              Gm
I've done my time in the kitchen at parties
     C                               Gm
He's done his time in the kitchen at parties
     C                               Gm
He's done his time in the kitchen at parties
     C                               Gm
He's done his time in the kitchen at parties
     C                               Gm
He's done his time in the kitchen at parties