Yellin’ at the loser in the mirror
Saying dude, don’t take it personal
It’s gonna be another weird month I guess according to my horoscope
And some Chinese restaurant in San Fransisco
My fortune told me I’m on the wrong road
Well, life's a game, yeah, I need the cheat codes
And I hate the snow

But I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska
Grab all of my money, guitar, and a jacket
Drivin' outta of town maybe wave if I pass ya
Sorry I had to move to Alaska
I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska
Last couple of months kinda been a disaster
Tell all my friends I'm asleep if they ask ya
Sorry I had to move to Alaska
Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Posting all these pictures on the internet
And I want someone to give a shit
Eating ice cream in my bed I guess the problem is that I don’t even give a shit
Yeah I could bring the vibe down from 10 to 0
The world’s most pointless superhero
Just me, myself, and my stupid ego
And I hate the snow

But I think I'll dye my hair and I’ll move to Alaska
Grab all of my money, guitar, and a jacket
Drivin' outta of town maybe wave if I pass ya
Sorry I had to move to Alaska
I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska
Last couple of months kinda been a disaster
Tell all my friends I'm asleep if they ask ya
Sorry I had to move to Alaska
Sorry I had to move to Alaska
Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Yeah maybe I just don’t know what I got
Look at my life like a bad before shot
Stuck in myself with all the doors locked
When I just want to go

I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska
Grab all of my money, guitar, and a jacket
Drivin' outta of town maybe wave if I pass ya
Sorry I had to move to Alaska
I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska
Last couple of months kinda been a disaster
Keep tellin' all my friends (tell all of my friends) I'm asleep if they ask ya (I'm real)
Sorry I had to move to Alaska (na-na-na-na-na)
Sorry I had to move to Alaska
Sorry I had to move to Alaska