G      Gsus2  Am      Asus2  C      Csus2 C


[Verse 1]

G              Am
  Last night I told you I loved you
C
  Woke up, blamed it on the vodka
G               Am
  I genuinely thought I was dying
C
  And I could see that smile you were hiding
G               Am
  Last night I told you I need you
C
  That's the last time I drink tequila
G                      Am
  Super lemon and his sidekick salt kit
C
  I start crying and verbally assaulting
G              Am
  Last night I asked you to marry me
C
  That's when I remembered the brandy
G                        Am
  I wake up and claim I didn't say it
C
  Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas


[Chorus]

   G                     D
  Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
   Em                    C
  Drinking too much and socially smoking
   G                      D
  Wish I could stop and start to behave
            Em
  And then wake up in the morning
       C
  And never miss a day again


[Verse 2]
 G              Am
Last night police had to frisk me
C
In the cells after Bell's fine whisky
G               Am
I think I said too much like
C
Like "Do you like my bracelets? Oh wait, they're handcuffs"
G               Am
Last night I said "I want your babies"
C
Forget the ice, it's not nice to drink Bailey's
G               Am
I drink that much that I forget
C
Whatever embarrassing thing I say next
G               Am
You said I got on one knee and there's no way
C
Unless I'd been drinking... Oh wait, Rosé
G               Am
Sailor Jerry's rum, I think I drunk too much
C
Showing randomers way too much love
G               Am
  Last night I called you a loser
C
  I think that was after flaming sambuca
G                   Am
  I shouted at you "Do me a favor"
C
  And that's when I fell off the pavement


[Chorus]

   G                     D
  Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
   Em                    C
  Drinking too much and socially smoking
   G                      D
  Wish I could stop and start to behave
            Em
  And then wake up in the morning
       C
  And never miss a day again


[Verse 3]

   G                               Am
  Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth
   C
  Wake up in the morning and be in my own house
  G                     Am
  Do one last shot and know when to stop
 C
  No more photos on facebook of me doing the robot
   G                              Am
  Know when to leave and when to lock my front door
        C
  Stop waking up in trees and in a bed full of people
   G                             Am
  Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend
         C
  But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend I


[Chorus]

          G                D
  Wish I could stop cause I'm not joking
           Em                   C
  I love drinking too much and socially smoking
   G                   D
  Don't wanna stop or learn to behave, amen
  Em               C
  And hey, I just missed another day again