D                   Am
Good morning Miss can I help you son
    D               Am
Six-teen today and up for fun
      F7
I'm a big boy now or so they say
   E7                                 D  Am
So if you'll serve I'll be on my way

    D                     Am
Box of balloons with the feather-light touch
        D                       Am
Pack of party-poppers that pop in the night
  F7
A toothbrush and hairspray plastic grin
     E7
Miss Clay on all corners has just walked in


Em              C7       Em            B7
Welcome to the House of Fun now I've come of age
Em              C7       Em  B7
Welcome to the House of Fun

F#m             D7     F#m               C#7
Welcome to the lion's den temptation's on his way

Em              C7    B7
Welcome to the House of


(Am)         D                    Am
N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss you mis-understood
    D                           Am
Six-teen big boy full pint in my manhood
    F7
I'm up to date and the date's today
   E7
So if you'll serve I'll be on my way


F#m             D7       F#m           C#7
Welcome to the House of Fun now I've come of age
F#m             D7       F#m  C#7
Welcome to the House of Fun

F#m             D7     F#m               C#7
Welcome to the lion's den temptation's on his way

Em              C7    B7
Welcome to the House of


D  Am (x2), B  A#


A                   D#
I'm sorry son but we don't stock
A                F#m
Party gimmicks in this shop
Bm                          G
Try the House of Fun it's quicker if you run
                           A    A7
This is a chemist's not a Joke Shop


D                   Am
Party hats simple enough clear
       D                         Am
Compre-hende Savvy Understand Do you hear
          D                    Am
A pack of party hats with the coloured tips
D                   Am
Too late Gorgon's heard gossip
     F7                               E7
Well hello Joe hello Miss Clay many happy returns from the day


Em              C7       Em            B7
Welcome to the House of Fun now I've come of age
Em              C7       Em  B7
Welcome to the House of Fun

F#m             D7     F#m               C#7
Welcome to the lion's den temptation's on his way

F#m             D7       F#m  B7
Welcome to the House of Fun


Em              C7       Em            B7
Welcome to the House of Fun now I've come of age
Em              C7       Em  B7
Welcome to the House of Fun

F#m             D7     F#m               C#7
Welcome to the lion's den temptation's on his way

F#m             D7       F#m  C#7
Welcome to the House of Fun