We like to chat about the dresses we will wear tonight
We chew the fat about our tresses and the neighbor's fight.
Inconsequential things that men don't really care to know
Become essential things that women find so appropo

But that's a dame
We're all the same
It's just a game
We call it Girl Talk
Girl Talk

We all meow about the ups and downs of all our friends
The who, the how, the why, we dish the dirt it never ends
The weaker sex, the speaker sex you mortal males behold
But though we joke we wouldn't trade you for a ton of gold

It's all been planned
So take my hand
Please understand
The Sweetest Girl Talk
Talks of you

We like to chat about the dresses we will wear tonight
We chew the fat about our tresses and the neighbor's fight.
Inconsequential things that men don't really care to know
Become essential things that women find so appropo

But that's a dame
We're all the same
It's just a game
We call it Girl Talk
Girl Talk

We all meow about the ups and downs of all our friends
The who, the how, the why, we dish the dirt it never ends
The weaker sex, the speaker sex you mortal males behold
But though we joke we wouldn't trade you for a ton of gold

So I'll just stay
And gab away
But hear me say that after
Girl Talk
I'll talk to you