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[Intro] 
D   Em   D   Em

[Verse 1]
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Angels smoking cigarettes on rooftops in fishnets in the 
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Morning with the moon still glowing
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And here comes Jesus in an Astrovan rolling down the strip again
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He's stoned while Jerry plays

[Chorus]
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He said life ain't ever what it seems
      Em
These dreams are more than paper things
    D
But it's alright mama you're afraid
Em
I'll be poor along the way
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But I don't wanna see those tears again
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You know, Jesus drives an Astrovan 
        Em            D      Em
Yes, he does (I say, "whoooooooo")

[Verse 2]
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And in my heart there's a holy ghost writhing on the floor from an overdose
             D                    Em
You know the best ones never come down
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So if I love at the tip of my toes reaching out for the great unknown
      D            Em
Every addict has illusions

[Chorus]
D
Life ain't ever what it seems
      Em
These dreams are more than paper things
    D
And it's alright mama you're afraid
Em
I'll be poor along the way
    D
But I don't wanna see those tears again
         Em                      D
You know Jesus drives an Astrovan
        Em            D      Em
Yes, he does (I say, "whoooooooo)   
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     (it's true... yeah)

[Bridge]
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And when I see those angels on the roof I know I've made it when my
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Doobie smoking Jesus puts my name up on his guestlist
                   D
He said son you're famous in heaven
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Maybe you're famous in heaven
                D
And maybe there is no heaven
                Em
And maybe we're all along together now
    D
And I don't wanna see those tears again
         Em                      D     Em     D     Em
You know Jesus drives an Astrovan

[Outro]
D      Em     D    Em 
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And I don't wanna see those tears again
         Em
You know Jesus drives an Astrovan