Don't go down to the basement
We all know what's coming next
Murder with a little side of mayhem
But here I go again

Is that blood on the wall
Scream down the hall
Knees shaking so bad that I gotta crawl
All my ghosts are chasing
Why can't I escape them
Hair raised on my neck
Careful where you step
'Cause if I keep going I'm losing my head
I need a vacation
Or something to sedate them

I hate horror movies
Yeah, so please don't ask me why
I hate horror movies
So damn much that I could die
I got Freddy Freddy Freddy in my mind
This movie's looking too much like my life
I hate horror movies
I hate horror movies

Shhh, I don't want to wake them
I'm hiding under the bed
And if you think that you'd be scared of Jason
You should meet the monsters in my head

Is that blood on the wall
Scream down the hall
Knees shaking so bad that I gotta crawl
All my ghosts are chasing
Why can't I escape them
Hair raised on my neck
Careful where you step
Cause if I keep going I'm losing my head
I need a vacation
Or something to sedate them

I hate horror movies
Yeah, so please don't ask me why
I hate horror movies
So damn much that I could die
I got Freddy Freddy Freddy in my mind
This movie's looking too much like my life
I hate horror movies
I hate horror movies

Horror movies
I hate horror movies
Yeah, so please don't ask me why
I hate horror movies
Guess we're too much alike

I got Freddy Freddy Freddy in my mind
This movie's looking too much like my life
I hate horror movies
I hate horror movies