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Intro*For the slide, do it slowy and gently
1.
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E|-5h6-5h6-5~\1----5h6-5h6-5~\1----5h6-5h6-5~\1----5h6-5h6-5~\1----5h6-5h6-|

2.
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D|-------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----4~-45~-5--------4~-45~-5--------4~-45~-5--------4~-4-5x-|
E|-5~-5--------6~-65~-5--------6~-65~-5--------6~-65~-5--------|

Verse
"She'll have another piece of pie.."
3.
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A|------4444-5555-----------4444-5555-----------4444-5555-7777------4444-5x-|
E|-5555-----------6666-5555-----------6666-5555----------------5555---------|

"She's got a couple of pony kegs.."
4.
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A|------4444-5555-----------4444-5555-----------4444-5555-7777------4444-5x-|
E|-5555-----------6666-5555-----------6666-5555----------------5555---------|

Chorus
"Yeah Im a butter, she's my bread.."
5.
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------4444-5555---------------------5555------4444-5555-7777------4444-5555------|
E|-5555-----------6666-5555-0000-1111------5555----------------5555-----------6666-|

"And when her flesh begins to sag.." 
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A|------4444-5555---------------------5555------4444-5555-7777------4444-5555-|
E|-5555-----------6666-5555-0000-1111------5555----------------5555-----------|

Outro
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D|-----------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------|
E|-5h6-5h6-5~\1----5h6-5h6-5~\1----5h6-5h6-|

Verse
"I always know just where she sat"
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E|-5h6-5h6-5~\1----5h6-5h6-5~\1----5h6-5h6-5~\1----5h6-5h6-5~\1----5h6-5h6-|

"Shes my phillie, Im her stud.."
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E|-5h6-5h6-5~\1----5h6-5h6-5~\1----5h6-5h6-5~\1----5h6-5h6-5~\1----5h6-5h6-|

Chorus
"She'll have another piece of pie..."
10.
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------4444-5555---------------------5555------4444-5555-7777------4444-5555------|
E|-5555-----------6666-5555-0000-1111------5555----------------5555-----------6666-|

"Shes got a couple of pony kegs.." 
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A|------4444-5555---------------------5555------4444-5555-7777------4444-5555-|
E|-5555-----------6666-5555-0000-1111------5555----------------5555-----------|

Outro
"Doo..Doo doo do do.."
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D|---------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------4~-45~-5--------4~-45~-5--------4~-45~-5----------|
E|-5h6-5h6-5~-5--------6~-65~-5--------6~-65~-5--------6~-6--5~~-|

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Lyrics:


She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her

I'm her butter she' my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I got on top of her
I can't touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She's my insulation

I always know just where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love her

She's my phillie I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
That's why I love her

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

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