[Intro] 

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[Primeira Parte] 

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Your hubcaps cost more than my car

And your car cost more than my house

Your house cost more than I could make in twenty years

But your balloon cost the same as mine

[Refrão] 

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As you drive away, I laugh with my friends
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'Cause I just cost you your life
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And when they find your body slumped over the wheel
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I'll be in bed soundly asleep

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[Segunda Parte] 

Your epitaph was written by a Cardinal

Your coffin was carved out of a tree

Your funeral was attended by thousands

But your overdose was arranged by me

[Refrão] 

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As I read the morning paper, I laugh with my friends
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I just took out a man of God
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He is survived by seven kids and precious wife
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He died of unknown causes in his car

[Final] 

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