E|--------8------6--------4-------|
B|----9-----9-------8---------6---|
G|--8---8-----8--------6----------|
D|--------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------|

[Verse]
(the chords start out palm muted on electric)
Ab5            Eb5      Db5
My girlfriend, my dumb doughnut
    Ab5                     Db5   Eb5
We went to a party just the other night
  Db5                    Eb5           Db5
Three hours later, and seven shots of Jager
 Ab5                          Db5    Eb5
She was in the bedroom with another guy

(The acoustic comes in on this part)
       Ab5                      Eb5  Db5
And I don't really wanna know
          Ab5              Eb5  Db5
So don't tell me anymore
       Ab5                      Eb5  Db5
And I don't really wanna hear
           Ab5                     Eb5  Db5
About her feet all up in the air

[Chorus]
      Ab5                   Eb5        Db5
Well, I'm not the one who acted like a ho
 Ab5              Eb5             Db5
Why must I be the one who has to know
 Db5                  Eb5           Db5
I'm not the one who screwed up big time
     Ab5                   F5        Eb5
So spare me the details if you don't mind

(Here's the part where the electric comes in)
Ab5 (let it ring, then strum it a bunch)

[Outro]
F5                    Bb5                            Eb5   C5
  And I don't need to hear about the sounds you were makin'
F5                    Bb5                         Eb5  C5
  And I don't need to hear about how long it was takin'
                             Db5
Or how the walls they were shakin'