A     E  D
Stacy
                           A          E  D
It really sucks to be your girlfriend
                           A
Although you're a prolific boyfriend
     E           D
I'm suddenly the center of resentment in your harem


[Verse 1]
               A      E  D
And this ain't high school
                      A      E  D
Why is it icy, spicy, dirty looks?
                          A      E  D
It dunks my head into the brine pool

The other Stacys can be so cruel


[Chorus]
A    E  D
Stacy
                           A         E  D
It really sucks to be your girlfriend
                           A
Although you're an adequate boyfriend
    E            D
I'm suddenly the center of resentment in me


[Verse 2]
         E6
When you go
              D              Dm
Will you keep all your alter egos?
         E6
When you go
              D              Dm
Will you keep all the alter egos?
         E6           E           D
Will you call me and tell me I'm hot shit?
                             A     E  D
That I'm your muse and I'm a genius?
                             A    E  D
Will they remind me that I'm crazy?

We're all ageing dramatic names like


[Chorus]
A    E  D
Stacy
                           A       E  D
It really sucks to be your girlfriend
                           A
Although you're a prolific boyfriend
    E            D
I'm suddenly the center of resentment in you