E         F#m
Why are kids so fucking stupid
            B
Did their parents not beat them hard
   A     B       E
enough-enough-enough?
E          F#m
I try to empathize with teens
        B
Because when I was younger I was stupid
  A   B   E
too-too-too It's true
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But then I realized that I was never this stupid
       B
My friends were never this stupid y'all are just
   A     B     E
 dense-dense-dense
E                 F#m
Like damn I'm really really concerned
  B
I wish your father would use that wooden
  A    B      E
spoon-spoon-spoon Just fucking beat them already

E             F#m
Listen kids being edgy is okay
           B
But the same ten jokes in a row that's not
  A    B    E
okay-okay-okay
E             F#m
Like damn is that all you can come up with
           B                           A      B     E
If you're gonna be racist at least be original please Yeah we're dead serious
E                               F#m
If you're under seventeen please don't ever talk to me
 B                                                   A     B     E
You think this is part of the act but please don't come near me