E|--------------------------------------------|
B|------7-----------------7-------------------|
G|6-7-9---9-7-6-7-9-6-7-9---9-7-6-7-----------|
D|----------------------------------9---------|
A|--------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------|

A                                E
Always thinking she's so fucking cool
     A                             E
With politics that would make Bozo drool
  D                                E
I really want to smash her fucking face
    D                            E
And knock her fat ass into outer space
    D                            E
I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC
D                                E
I don't worship her so she hates me

        A                E
She's a cretin can't you see
        A        E
She's a cretin a sickie
        A              E                  D             E
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
      A                E
She's a cretin can't you see
        A        E
She's a cretin a sickie
        A              E                  D             E
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me

A E D E
        Ugh!

Then play the riff again once.

A                                E
Always thinking she's so fucking cool
     A                             E
With politics that would make Bozo drool
  D                                E
I really want to smash her fucking face
    D                            E
And knock her fat ass into outer space
    D                            E
I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC
D                                E
I don't worship her so she hates me

        A                E
She's a cretin can't you see
        A        E
She's a cretin a sickie
        A              E                  D             E
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
      A                E
She's a cretin can't you see
        A        E
She's a cretin a sickie
        A              E                  D             E
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me