A#
It's been a pretty long time, baby 
    D#
But now, I'm back in town 
     F
It's time to leave your husband 
        A#
Now you know that little clown 
A#
Last time we were seeing 
D#
Didn't you beg for more 
F
It's OK with me as long 
   A#
As you do it four on the floor 

PDC HORUS:

D#
This is what I'm giving you, 
       A#
you'll get it all tonight 
D#
You will be my lover, 
    F
but not my tender wife 

CHORUS:

        A#                                F                A#
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man 
     A#                          D#        F       A#
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand 
        A#                                F                A#
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man 
     A#                          D#        F       A#
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand 

II:

     A#
I've missed the little North Pole 
       D#
On the bottom of my twister 
F 
Here's the one-eyed-worm 
           A#
Now you'll never be a sister 
A#
Well, it's time to leave now 
    D#
You better walk her home 
F
Don't forget you underwear 
A#
You look pretty stoned 

PDC HORUS:

D#
This is what I'm giving you, 
       A#
you'll get it all tonight 
D#
You will be my lover, 
    F
but not my tender wife 

CHORUS:

        A#                                F                A#
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man 
     A#                          D#        F       A#
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand 
        A#                                F                A#
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man 
     A#                          D#        F       A#
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand 
        A#                                F                A#
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man 
     A#                          D#        F       A#
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand 
        A#                                F                A#
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man 
     A#                                   D#     F         A#
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man