C                                                 Em
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone
C                                                 G
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone


[Verse 1]
C Em C G
Speak:
Oh hello
My name is DJ Not Nice
You might remember me
From my last record
Ching Chang Chong
You made me very rich
Now I roll in American money


[Chorus]
          G
I'm a Korean
        C
And I'd like my Chinese food Cooked right
              Em
cause they're not Giving me the good rice
        C
And The Dyke giving me Food looks like
       G
a lesbian

        C
I don't like how my Beef pork look like
        Em
And the last time I eat your food I
        C
got the Rice chicken Beef tofu Now I poop
             G
While I'm peeing

        C
And you might not believe I could fight
      Em
I'm a white belt But I have 2 stripes
        C
I don't like all you little Blue eyed dumb white
      G
Europeans


        C
I would like to just drink My bud light
      Em
maybe bomb A couple things in Hawaii
         C
and blow up The countries I don't like
                G
Cause I'm a Korean


[Verse 2]
[Rap]
             C
I'm not that nice (Uh uh)
          Em
I build a bomb (Yeah)
            C
Then pick a country (You)
            G
And blow it up
           C
I work for NASA (Cool)
           Em
We look at stars (Wow)
          C
You know Apollo
C             C
   That movie is Good


[Sing]
G
  I talk like Ching Chang Chong
    C
Why do you drop on me so much Napalm
  Em
I been trained to kill With my Tai Kwon Do
       C
And my whole continent Is a dry cleaning store

G
bo bo bo bo Bonzai


[Rap]
C
  I like to play
Em
   magic cards
C
  You heard of China
G
  I was in    charge
C
  Of Chinatown
Em
   In Vietnam
C
  I'm still around


[Sing]
G                         C
  You can come through to play


[Rap]
C
  When I play poker
       Em
I just throw all my chips in
C                     G
Hello I'm yellow just like Homer Simpson
C
  I smoke Coke - It's fun
Em
   You think I'm joking man
  C
I made a lot Of money from Pokemon


[Chorus]
          G
I'm a Korean
        C
I think Michael Jackson's A good guy
        Em
I don't mind If he sleeps With young guys
         C
Cause in my country We can touch Young guys
           G
On their penis

       C
And my wife Is thirteen And cooks my
    Em
Macaroni N' Cheese So good I
        C
Got her out On the street For a good Good price (10 years ago)

[Verse 3]
[Rap]
G
  I'm not gonna lie (Uh uh)
C
  I like it rough (Uh uh)
Em
  Hillary Clinton
C
  Let's get it   On (Woo)
G
  I have a missile (Uh uh)
C
  It's very small (So small)
Em
   It's in my pants (Hehe)
C
  I can't get it up (Aww)
G
  I bomb New York (Oops)
C
  Better luck (Next time)
Em
  You heard of London (Uh uh)
C
  Not anymore (Aww)
G
  I bomb Iran (Yeah)
C
  Oops that's Japan (Not again)
Em
   I made a goof


[Sing]
G                  C
Now I gotta start again


[Rap]
C                          Em
  I roll the world up in a ball like Katamari
     C                            G
If I bomb Your crib - Yep sorry - I'm a ninja warrior
C
  I went to Harvard
  Em
I bomb Pearl Harbor
           C                            G
I want the whole world To know That I'm Powerful

("I am small penis")

C                     Em
Everyone To the floor We all gonna Die (die die die)
C                                   G
Put your head Between your legs And say Ko ni chi wa (wa wa wa)
C                                 Em
Death to all Fuck the World Cause I like 2Pac (pac pac pac)
C
Now the world Must Stop (stop stop stop)
G                               G
Cause of my Small cock (cock cock cock)


[Sing]
C                   Em
One day, You'll say Why is everyone dead
C                  G
Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong Il said
C
Now we all Are slaves
Em
Monkeys run This place
     C
It's planet Of the apes

(Oh okay)


[Chorus]
          G
I'm a Korean
        C
And I'm not Gonna beef With Suge Knight
        Em
Because I think That if he Heard my
    C
My 2Pac Parody He'd find me And tell me
        G
I'm stealing


(Hurry up Take a picture Of me dangling From the balcony)


        C
And I'd like My Chinese food Cooked right
        Em
I don't like Japanese or The Thai
        C
I would like To see the Whole world die

                G
Cause I'm a Korean