Romeo and Rudy Valentino they had the moves
And Don Juan and James Bond they were so smooth and then there's me

I see you and I don't know what to do
I'm doing fine until you walk into the room
I don't know why you have such a strange effect on me
I asked my teacher up at school he said it was chemistry

I see you and I don't know what to think
My mind goes blank so please excuse me I need a drink
When I look at you and you are looking back at me
I crash and burn as hard as anybody else I've seen

Crash and burn, crash and burn (x 2)

I see you and I don't know what to say
I usually speak English it just seems I can't today
I ask the same dumb questions ten times in a row
I crash and burn as hard as anybody else I know

I see you and I don't know how to act
I start to fidget with my hands and I lose my tact
I stand there with the most dumbfounded look on my face
I crash and burn as hard as any driver I've ever seen in any race