Bm           D       A    A7 A
Josh did you like my song?
Bm           D            A    A7 A
I knew you'd hate it all along
Bm           D                A          E
One of these nights you'll be wasted and vain
           Bm           D
And you'll broaden your thought life
   A           E
To Google your name
           Bm         D
And you'll see that I wrote you
   A           E
In spite of my shame

 Bm    D
Josh, Josh
N.C.
Don't say anything

[Break]

A D A E

[Verse]

   Bm            D      A    A7 A
Oh while you are terrifying
Bm            D           A    A7 A
Mouth in your ear I can't breathe
Bm          D          A            E
Crippling resentment towards your beliefs
Bm           D               A        E
Yours is the vice with which I punish me
Bm        D         A       E
Humour me I need a little relief

 Bm    D
Josh, Josh

[Break]

E                      D
 You're done with your tea
                  E
You put it on the floor
                     D
You're making fun of me
                      E
I hear you though the door
                       D
Well if I wanted your opinion
                           E
I would have written you a song

E                   D        E
 But this one's for me, Josh
               D
This one's for me Josh

[Verse]

Bm       D     A    A7 A
  Do you like me?
Bm               D     A A7 A
Never mind don't tell me
Bm      D       A             E
So many hours extracting your prose
         Bm       D               A            E
From the balladry hairball that's lodged in my throat
       Bm        D          A     E
If you open your mouth I am gonna explode

 Bm    D
Josh, Josh
                A
I know you don't