Db                   Cm7         Fm      Db
There's a restaurant in the East Village
                          Cm7    Fm      Db
Where all the waiters are celebrities
                     Cm7         Fm
My first love waited hours in the back
      Db                     Cm7   Fm    Db
Making brazen advances toward Waverly
                 Cm7        Fm          Db
There's lore of a movie star leaving his number
              Cm7   Fm     Db
For her on an old receipt
                   Cm7        Fm        Db
All I know is that she didn't call him
                Cm7  Fm
What a mystery, Waverly


[Chorus]
Db Cm7 Fm   Db    Cm7  Fm
Hey, I live a-
 Db    Cm7 Fm     Db    Cm7
-cross the street and
Fm        Db           Cm7 Fm Dm7     Cm7  Fm
Wanted to know if you'd be my friend
Db    Cm7  Fm Db    Cm7  Fm
Won't call again


[Verse 2]
Db                   Cm7       Fm      Db
I'm a patron dressed up like a person
                 Cm7      Fm      Db
I'm a creature instead of me
                     Cm7          Fm
Dark at night and sunlight in the morning
  Db                       Cm7     Fm     Db
Decide that I'll try aging gracefully
                   Cm7            Fm       Db
Here are all of my friends and my parents
                    Cm7 Fm     Db
This is my birthday party
                     Cm7      Fm
You can push all the tables together
        Db                     Cm7  Fm
But you can't pull one over on Waverly


[Chorus]
Db Cm7 Fm   Db    Cm7  Fm
Hey, I live a-
 Db    Cm7 Fm     Db    Cm7
-cross the street and
Fm        Db           Cm7 Fm Dm7     Cm7  Fm
Wanted to know if you'd be my friend
Db    Cm7  Fm Db    Cm7  Fm
Won't call again