C      G         Dm 
  Como estas chickadee
C       G                Dm
Have a housemaid on your knee
F      G          C
Eat an apple everyday   
  Bb                    G
An onion keeps everyone away


[Verse 2]
C       G               Dm
Have an athlete on your feet
C       G                 Dm
Have a love smell on your sheet
F       G         C
Eat an apple everyday
    Bb                     G
The doctor has got to keep away


[Chorus]
               F       G      Em     Am
He'll tell you thanks for the memory
F      G       Em    Am
Thanks for it all
F     G      Em      Am
Wham bam, thank you mam
F       G       C
Thanks for the ball


[Verse 3]
C       G       Dm
Have a burglar alarm
C        G              Dm
Have a milkmaid on your farm
F        G          C
Can you raise a ballyhoo?
     Bb                         G
If only there's nothing else to do


[Verse 4]
C           G              Dm
Have some butter with your fly
C            G                Dm
They said bananas could get you high
F        G        C
Eat an apple everyday
       Bb                         G
For the doctor has got to earn his pay


[Chorus]
               F        G         Em         Am
He'll tell you thanks for the memory (tonight can you come?)
F       G       Em              Am
Thanks for it all (something’s wrong, what’s up doc?)
F     G     Em       Am
Wham bam, thank you mam
F       G       C
Thanks for the ball