Intro:
E|--3--3--3-3-3-2--2--x-2-2-2-0--0--0-0-0-0--0--x-0-0-0-0-----------------------|
B|--3--3--3-3-3-3--3--x-3-3-3-0--0--0-0-0-1--1--x-1-1-1-1-----------------------|
G|--0--0--0-0-0-2--2--x-2-2-2-0--0--0-0-0-0--0--x-0-0-0-0-----------------------|
D|--0--0--0-0-0-0--0--x-0-0-0-2--2--2-2-2-2--2--x-2-2-2-2-----------------------| x2
A|--2--2--2-2-2---------------2--2--2-2-2-3--3--x-3-3-3-3-----------------------|
E|--3--3--3-3-3---------------0--0--0-0-0---------------------------------------|

E|--3---3-3--3-3--2---2-2--2-2--0---0-0--0-0--------0-----0---------------------|
B|--3---3-3--3-3--3---3-3--3-3--0---0-0--0-0----------0---1---------------------|
G|--0---0-0--0-0--2---2-2--2-2--0---0-0--0-0------0-----0-0---------------------|
D|--0---0-0--0-0--0---0-0--0-0--2---2-2--2-2----2---------2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----| x1
A|--2---2-2--2-2----------------2---2-2--2-2--4-----------3--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----|
E|--3---3-3--3-3----------------0---0-0--0-0------------------------------------|

   Play this along with the above chords:
E|-15------14--14--14h15--------------------------------------------------------|
B|-18b20------------------15-----15b17r15---------------------------------------|
G|------------------------17b19-----------17--16h17p16--------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|-15------14--14--14h15--17b19-17-19-17b19r17-15---14h15p14--------------------|
B|-18b20------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

   The bass plays G F# E C, and the guitar plays this:
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------7-------------------------------5--x-5--x-5------------------|
D|-5---------------7---------------2---------------5--x-5--x-5------------------|
A|-5---------------5---------------2---------------3--x-3--x-3------------------|
E|-3-------------------------------0--------------------------------------------|

   After the above is played this is played with the first 3 chords
E|-------------------------------------------------------0----------------------|
B|-8---------------10--------------12----------------------0--------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------0-----0------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------2--------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------4----------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

   "so impressing while......"
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-0--------------------------0-------------------------------------------------|
D|-2--------------------------2-------------------------------------------------|
A|-3---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--3--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

   Then chorus is played and then this transition is played:
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-5-5-5-5-4-4-2-2--------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-5-5-5-5-4-4-2-2--------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-3-3-3-3-2-2-0-0--------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

   This is played with the below chords:
E|-------0-----------0-----------2----------------------------------------------|
B|---------0-----------1-------3---3--------------------------------------------|
G|-----0-----0-----0-----0---2-------2------------------------------------------|
D|---2-----------2---------0----------------------------------------------------|
A|-4-----------3----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------5-----------7----------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------5-----------7----------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------3-----------5----------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

   This rhythm is played after:
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------7-7-----9-9-----5-5-----7-7-----4-4-----5-5----------------------|
D|-----5-5-----7-7-----9-9-----5-5-----7-7-----4-4-----5-5-4-4-2-2--------------|
A|-----5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-2-2-0-0--------------|
E|-3-3-3-3----------------------------------------------------------------------|

   "what happened to make us...."
E|-3-3----------2-2---------0--0-0--0-0--0--0-0--0-0----------------------------|
B|-3-3----------3-3---------0--0-0--0-0--1--1-1--1-1----------------------------|
G|-0-0----------2-2---------0--0-0--0-0--0--0-0--0-0----------------------------|
D|-0-0----------0-0---------2--2-2--2-2--2--2-2--2-2----------------------------|
A|-2-2----------------------2--2-2--2-2--3--3-3--3-3----------------------------|
E|-3-3----------------------0--0-0--0-0-----------------------------------------|

   This is played after that: "I saw blazing saddles yesterday"
E|--------0-----------0------0--------------------------------------------------|
B|------1---1-----------0----1--------------------------------------------------|
G|------------0-----0-----0--0--------------------------------------------------|
D|----2-----------2----------2--------------------------------------------------|
A|--3-----------4------------3--------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|