G                 
I met you down at the Seventh Veil
Cadd9
The first night that I got out of jail
G
Your lips were red and your skin was pale
Cadd9                   D
You were the one that I wanted to nail
Yeah.

G
I asked you for a table dance
Bm
You came over and put your hands in my pants
Am
I ain't lookin' for no wild romance
C                               D
but by the way: hey you got any blow?
C        G
Stripper girl

       Em           D                  C
Heaven sent, pay my phone bill, pay my rent
C        G
Stripper girl
       Em          D                       C
I love you, all my friends really love you too
C
I really love your boobies

G
I wanna love you til the end of time
Cadd9
I wanna love you in a 69
G
I wanna love you where the sun don't shine
Cadd9                           D
Hey, where'd you put that coke? Cool.

[Sniff]
G
Take my cock into your backdoor
Bm
I wanna fuck you fuckin' whore
Am
I wanna jam it in and out at a real fast pace
C                          D
Til I squirt hot juicy all over your face

C        G
Stripper girl
       Em             D                  C       
Heaven sent, take one look and I pitch a tent
C        G
Stripper girl
           Em           D                C                      
You're the best, up all night on crystal meth

Yeah!

Em
Sometimes you think that I'm a jerk
Bm
When you catch me fucking your friends from work
C
I'll be there to catch you when you fall
D
If you buy me an iPhone you can give me a call

(Rhythm for guitar solo is same as intro)
Guitar solo

G
I really love you baby
Cadd9
I wanna watch you dance
G
I didn't mean to fuck your friend
Cadd9            D
Give me one more chance
C        G
Stripper girl
      Em          D                   C
On my lap, hope I didn't give you the clap
C        G
Stripper girl
            Em           D                    C
I need some cash, get on stage and shake that ass
C        G
Stripper girl
       Em           D                   C
Heaven sent, thanks again for payin' my rent, yeah

C   C    G
Stripper girl
C   C    G
Stripper girl
Em  C    G
Stripper girl
C   C    G
Stripper girl
C   C
Stripper girl