Am                G               C
  Some folks live a single life, so lonely
   Am                 G                  C
 [Thank God I've got you and you've got me]
      Am           G                  C
  But if we had a pass for one night only
   F                      C                G                    C
 [Who'd be on your list? Who'd be on your list? I'll give you three]


[Chorus 1]  (Courtney) + Stephen:
            F      C    G        Am   F      C  G
 (I'll take   Rob Lowe,    DiCaprio,    and Denzel)
                F            C    G               Am   F      C  G
  And I'll take   Anne Hathaway,    whoa and Beyoncé,    and Denzel...


[Interlude 1]
||: Am / G / | C / / / :|| (x2)


[Verse 2] (Courtney) + Stephen:
Am          G             C
  Why you looking at me funny?
       Am               G                     C
  You don't think Anne Hathawa-    (What the fuck?)
       Am            G              C
  I'm man enough to say Denzel's a honey
       F                                           C           G
  And also I'm sorry but I don't subscribe to the hetero-normative idea
        F                          C          G
  That human sexual expression is binary and one is either
   F                                    C           G
  Gay or straight but rather that one's orientation is more fluid
       F                                C                    G
  And most people identify between the two extremes on a continuum
      F                          C              G
  So if I saw Denzel at like an airport and he winked at me
       F                                C                 G            C
  And walked into a bathroom stall, we both know I would follow him inside


[Chorus 2]  [Both] + Stephen + (Courtney):
            F        C    G            Am   F      C  G
  (Anyway),   [Jon Snow,    and Barack O.,    and Denzel]
                F           C     G             Am
  Give me some    [Rachel Dratch,    and Cumberbatch]
F       C  G    F      C  G
  [And Denzel,    and Denzel]
F       C  G    F      C  G
  [And Denzel,    and Denzel]
F       C  G    F      C  G
  [And Denzel,    and Denzel]


[Bridge]  [Both] + Stephen + (Courtney):
               F         C  G
  And Kristen Bell (and Denzel)
                F         C  G
  And Chuck Liddell (and Denzel)
               F         C  G
  Barbara Mandrell (and Denzel, ooh)
F         C          G
  Denzel    (ooh Denzel, ooh)
      F   C          G
  Denzel    (ooh Denzel, ooh)
       F                  C                  G
  (Denzel,)  Denzel, (Denzel,)  Denzel, (Denzel) and Lin-Manuel
       F                  C                  G
  (Denzel,)  Denzel, (Denzel,)  Denzel, (Denzel) and Geri Halliwell
    F     C     G
  [Oooh, ooh, oooh,] Denzel
    F     C     G
  [Oooh, ooh, oooh,] I love you Big D
    F     C     G
  [Oooh, ooh, oooh,] you're the one for me


[Outro]  Stephen + (Courtney):
      F                    C                    G
 (Denzel,) Melle Mel, (Denzel,) Melle Mel, (Denzel,) Melle Melle Melle Melle Melle Mel
      F                        C                      G
 (Denzel,) Patti LaBelle, (Denzel,) Norman Fell, (Denzel,) and motherfucking Steve Carell
      F                         C                       G
 (Denzel,) Dave Chappelle, (Denzel,) Richard Hell, (Denzel,) and Kenan and also Kel
F      C    G
  Gizel-   -le
      F   C   G
  Mansuel-   -le
             F   C  G
  Harvey Keit-    -el
      F   C       G
  Denzel
      F   C       G
  Denzel
      F   C   G
  Denzel...