D/F#      2x023x
G5        3x003x
C5        x3x01x
A         x02220
Em        022000
D5        xx023x


[Intro]
   D/F#                       Gsus2                     D/F#                      Gsus2
E|-------------------------|--------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|
B|-------3---------3----3--|--------3---------3----3--|-------3---------3----3--|--------3---------3-3----|
G|----2---------2-----2----|-----2---------2-----2----|----2---------2-----2----|-----2---------2---------|
D|-4---------4-------------|-4h5--------5-------------|-4---------4-------------|-4h5--------5------------|
A|-------------------------|--------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|
E|-------------------------|--------------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------|

[Verse 1]
  D/F#
Shopping spree for the family tree
 G5                              D/F#          G5
Haven't seen your family tree in quite a while
 D/F#
Too many sandwiches and wine
  G5                                   D/F#       G5
Sherry stains down your best mans tie, what a speech

[Break]
C5    G5

[Verse 2]
     D/F#
The band arrives, the granny's cry
     G5                                    D/F#      G5
The singer's tongues in the barmaids mouth what a voice
 D/F#
Grandpa drank a drop or two,
         G5                               D/F#       G5
And his heads still sunk in the portaloo, what a man

[Pre-Chorus]
C5 G5 D/F# G5

[Chorus]
              A                    D/F#
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast
    A                     D/F# G5            Em
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight
          A                  D/F#
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings
    A                  D/F#         G5           A
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice
                   D/F# G5 D5 G5
And that's just tonight

   A
E|-0------------------|------------------------------|
B|-2------------------|-2------2-----2--2-----2------|
G|-2------------------|-2------2-----2--2-----2------|
D|-2------------------|-2------2-----2--2-----2------|
A|-0------------------|-0------0-----0--0-----0------|
E|----------------3b--|----3b-----3b------3b-----3b--|

[Verse 3]
     D/F#
The blue rinsed hairs, lift up their chairs
     G5
The band's too loud, they're off downstairs
D/F#         G5
What a noise

[Verse 4]
     D/F#
The bride and groom dance, they dance that dance
         G5
And the singer mimes, there's still a chance
     D/F#        G5
The barmaid smiles

[Pre-Chorus]
C5 G5 D/F# G5

[Chorus]
              A                    D/F#
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast
    A                     D/F# G5            Em
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight
          A                  D/F#
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings
    A                  D/F#         G5           A
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice
                   D/F# G5 D5 G5 A
And that's just tonight

[Middle]
   G5                     D5                    A
E|----------------------|---------------------|----------------------|-------------------------|
B|----------------------|---------------------|-------------------8--|-(8)--7-------10---------|
G|---------7------------|-7------7------7-----|---------7------------|-----------7-------------|
D|-1/5------------5-----|-4----------------4--|-4/7----------7-------|------------------7------|
A|-x-----------------5--|-x-------------------|-x--------------------|-------------------------|
E|-x--------------------|-x-------------------|-x--------------------|-------------------------|

   G5                     D5                    A                   G5      D/F#     D5
E|----------------------|---------------------|------------------------|----------------------------|
B|----------------------|---------------------|---------------------8--|-8--7--7-----10--10--10\----|
G|---------7------------|-7------7------7-----|---------7-----------7--|-7--7--7--7--7---7---7\-----|
D|-1/5------------5-----|-4----------------4--|-4/7--------7--7--7--7--|-7--7--7--7--7---7---7\-----|
A|-x-----------------5--|-x-------------------|-0----------0--0--0--0--|-0--0--0--0--0---0---0\-----|
E|-x--------------------|-x-------------------|-x----------------------|----------------------------|
                                                           PM-----|

[Bridge]
G5        D/F#
Ha na na, na na na
A
Ha na na
G5        D/F#
Ha na na, na na na

[Pre-Chorus]
C5 G5 D/F# G5

[Chorus]
              A                    D/F#
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast
     A                    D/F# G5            Em
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight
          A                  D/F#
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings
    A                  D/F#         G5             Em
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice, ha
 A               D/F#
Grandpa drank a drop or two
A                        D/F#       G5    Em
Head's still sunk in the portaloo again
     A                          D/F#
The bride and groom dance, they dance that dance
         A                     D/F#    G5
And the singer mimes, there's still a chance tonight
A                 D/F# G5 D5 G5
 And the barmaid smiles

[Outro]
   A                                           A
E|--------------------|----------------------|--------------------|------------------------|
B|-2------------------|----------------------|-2------------------|------------------------|
G|-2--------------6h7-|-p6~------------------|-2--------------6h7-|-p6------7-----7/9------| x2
D|-2--------------x---|---------7------------|-2--------------x---|------------------------|
A|-0--------------x---|----------------------|-0--------------x---|------------------------|
E|----------------x---|------------------3b--|----------------x---|--------------------3b--|

   G5                                    D/F#                         G5
E|-------------------------------------|---------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------|---------------------------------|
G|-12--12--12--12-12--12-12--12--12-12-|-11--11--11--11-11--11-11--------|
D|-0---0---0---0--0---0--0---0---0--0--|-0---0---0---0--0---0--0---------|
A|-------------------------------------|---------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------|---------------------------10/3--|

   G5  A    G5  A    G5  A         G5  A         G5
E|--------------------------|-------------------------------|
B|-----2--------2--------2--|-(2)------2--x-2--2-----x--x-x-|
G|-----2--------2--------2--|-(2)------2--x-2--2-----x--x-x-|
D|-----2--------2--------2--|-(2)------2--x-2--2-----x--x-x-|
A|-----0--------0--------0--|-(0)------0--x-0--0-----x--x-x-|
E|-3b-------3b-------3b-----|------3b------------3b---------|

   G5                                    D/F#                          G5
E|-------------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
G|-12--12--12--12-12--12-12--12--12-12-|-11--11--11--11-11--11-11--11------|
D|-0---0---0---0--0---0--0---0---0--0--|-0---0---0---0--0---0--0---0-------|
A|-------------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------|-------------------------------3b--|

   G5  A    G5  A    G5  A         G5  A      G5
E|--------------------------|------------------------------|
B|-----2--------2--------2--|-(2)------2--x-x-----2--------|
G|-----2--------2--------2--|-(2)------2--x-x-----2--------|
D|-----2--------2--------2--|-(2)------2--x-x-----2--------|
A|-----0--------0--------0--|-(0)------0--x-x-----0--------|
E|-3b-------3b-------3b-----|------3b---------3b-------/9--|

   A
E|-------------------------------|------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|------------------------------|
G|-5b----------x-------x-x-------|-5b---------x---------x-8--7--| x4
D|-----7-5-7~--x-7-r-7-x-x-7~----|-----7-5-7--x-7-r-7-r-x-7--7--|
A|-------------x-------x-x-------|------------x---------x-0--0--|
E|-------------------------------|------------------------------|

   A
E|--------------------------|-----------------------------|
B|--------------------------|-----------------------------|
G|-----------------------5--|-(5)--------x-x----x-x----x--|
D|-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--5--|-(5)--7--7--x-x-7--x-x-7--x--|
A|-0--0--0--0-0-0--0--0-----|------0--0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0--|
E|--------------------------|-----------------------------|

   A
E|--------------------------|----------------------------|
B|--------------------------|----------------------------|
G|----------------------5b--|------------------------5b--|
D|-7--7--7--7--7--7--7--5b--|-7--7--7--7-7-7-7-7--7--5b--|
A|-0--0--0--0--0--0--0------|-0--0--0--0-0-0-0-0--0------|
E|--------------------------|----------------------------|

   A
E|--------------------------|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|--------------------------|
G|-----------------------5--|-(5)-----------7--7--7----|
D|-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--5--|-(5)--7--7--7--7--7--7----|
A|-0--0--0--0-0-0--0--0-----|------0--0--0-------------|
E|--------------------------|--------------------------|

   A
E|-5--5--5--x-x-x-x-5--5--5--|-5--5--5--x-5--x-5--5--5--|
B|-5--5--5--x-x-x-x-5--5--5--|-5--5--5--x-5--x-5--5--5--|
G|---------------------------|--------------------------|
D|---------------------------|--------------------------|
A|---------------------------|--------------------------|
E|---------------------------|--------------------------|

   A
E|-5--5--5--x-x--5--5--5--5-|-5--5--5--x-x-x-x-5--5--5--|
B|-5--5--5--x-x--5--5--5--5-|-5--5--5--x-x-x-x-5--5--5--|
G|--------------------------|---------------------------|
D|--------------------------|---------------------------|
A|--------------------------|---------------------------|
E|--------------------------|---------------------------|


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|  b   Bend
|  x   Dead note
|  h   Hammer-on
|  p   Pull-off
| ( )  Note tied to previous
| PM   Palm muting
|  r   Rest
|  /   Slide up
|  \   Slide down
|  ~   Vibrato