A           B   E
This just in...where to begin
      B    A                B E
Grin and bear, it's bare and grim
    A         B  E              C#m        B
Adoration, titillation, I'm the victim now
                          A
Because she's figured me out
             B E      A       B E
she lights my candle, she has a handle on me
A       B  E            C#m           B
It's going well but I'm scared as hell
                        A
That she'll figure me out
                  B  E      A   B E     A
She thinks that it's scared to be naked
        B   E                   C#m        
But I don't care, 'cause she's had me there
B                       
You see she's figured me out


[Pre-chorus]
E           C#m          B           F#m
And I wanna shout at the top of my lungs now
          E           C#m                  B            F#m
But oh my God, if she hears me she'll come running in...


[Chorus]
                  E                    C#m
These are my hands, these are my faults
                B
These are my plans,
              F#m             E
These are my nasty little thoughts
            C#m              B          F#m
I wrote 'em down for you to contemplate
{N.C.} 
at a later date


[Interlude]
A B E 
A B E 
A B E 
C#m B

[Verse 2] 
                 A                 B E
Well the word is out, what's it all about
           A               B  E
Doubtless shady, no shadow of doubt
        A            B E               C#m      B
In moderation, this sensation would be fabulous
                       A                
But she's figured me out
            E     A       E    A
She's in my shower for an hour
                        C#m     
She's just washin' and wonderin'
B                         E
And trying to figure me out...


[Pre-chorus]
E           C#m          B           F#m
And I wanna shout at the top of my lungs now
          E           C#m                  B            F#m
But oh my God, if she hears me she'll come running in...


[Chorus]
                  E                    C#m
These are my hands, these are my faults
                B
These are my plans,
              F#m             E
These are my nasty little thoughts
            C#m              B      F#m
I wrote 'em down for you to contemplate


[Bridge]
B       A            C#m               B
It's a little bit of something that I feel...
   A           C#m       B
Oh man, I just can't deal...
          A         C#m                       B
And other than this distance that has covered me
          A                 C#m
Can't you see that you have smothered me


[Interlude]
A B E 
A B E 
A B E 
C#m B


[Verse 3]
     A        B  E     A           B  E     A
Well, you're out there, just stay out there
        B  E           C#m            B
Just when I was on to something else
                               E
That's when she figured me out


[Pre-chorus]
E           C#m          B           F#m
And I wanna shout at the top of my lungs now
          E           C#m                  B        F#m
But oh my God, if she hears me she'll come running in... Well look!


[Chorus]
                  E                    C#m
These are my hands, these are my faults
                B
These are my plans,
              F#m             E
These are my nasty little thoughts
            C#m              B      F#m
I wrote 'em down for you to contemplate
                  E                    C#m
These are my hands, these are my faults
                B
These are my plans,
              F#m             E
These are my nasty little thoughts
            C#m              B      F#m
I wrote 'em down for you to contemplate ... at a later date!


[Outro]
A B E
 
A B E           A    B E 
    You contemplate.
C#m B                   A     E A E               A E
    Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah       At a later date
C#m B A