By: Sam Haberman
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damnnation00. So far, I've seen abismal tabs for this song, so hopefully this helps someone. So without further ado...

                              Intro
         G              F            C   
e|--------------------1--1--1-------------------------------
B|--------------------1--1--1---1--1--1-----1---------------
G|-------3--0--3--0---2--2--2---0--0--0-----0---------------
D|-------0--0--0--0---3--3--3---2--2--0-h-2-0---------------
A|--2-2--2--2--2--2---3--3--3---3--3--3-----3---------------
E|--3-3--3--3--3--3-----------------------------------------

         G              F       C   
e|--------------------1--1--1-------------------------------
B|--------------------1--1--1---1---------------------------
G|-------3--0--3--0---2--2--2---0---------------------------
D|-------0--0--0--0---3--3--3---2---------------------------
A|--2-2--2--2--2--2---3--3--3---3---------------------------
E|--3-3--3--3--3--3-----------------------------------------

        G              F            C   
e|--------------------1--1--1-------------------------------
B|--------------------1--1--1---1--1--1-----1---------------
G|-------3--0--3--0---2--2--2---0--0--0-----0---------------
D|-------0--0--0--0---3--3--3---2--2--0-h-2-0---------------
A|--2-2--2--2--2--2---3--3--3---3--3--3-----3---------------
E|--3-3--3--3--3--3----------------------------------------- 
            
          G                    F          C
e|--------------------------1------1--1---------------------
B|--------------------------1------1--1---1-----------------
G|--------------------0-----0-h-2--2--2---0-----------------
D|--------0-h-2-0-------0---3------3--3---2-----------------
A|-----2----------2---------3------3--3---3-----------------
E|--3---------------3---------------------------------------
That may seem confusing, but it's really just variating off the 3 chords G , F, and C, 
which are listed above the sections you should hold them.

Intro should be played behind verse with slight variations. Sorry, no electric parts as 
of yet.  No solos either, but someday...

                            Bridge
                                      
e|----------------------------------------------------------
B|----------------------------------------------------------
G|----------------------------------------------------------
D|--------------------------3--3--3--2--2--2-h-3-2----------
A|--3--3--3--2--2--2-h-3-2--3--3--3--3--3--3-----3----------
E|--3--3--3--3--3--3-----3----------------------------------
Repeat Ad Nauseum, coming in louder in the "Would all the ladies in the house..." part.

e|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--------------------------|
D|--3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5--|
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3--5-5-5-5-5--|
E|--1-1-1-1-1-1--3-3-3-3-3--|

e|---------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------|
G|--5--5--x-x--9--9----------------------|
D|--5--5--x-x--9--9---3--3--x-x--5--5----|
A|--3--3--x-x--7--7---3--3--x-x--5--5----|
E|--------------------1--1--x-x--3--3----|
me to put it. 
    
Play only the 2nd part twice, not the first, jamming out a few extra Gs at the end of 
the 2nd time. End with harmonics on the 5th fret. And thats it, so far, for guitar. 


                            Lyrics

I love ya baby, but all I can think about is... 
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey

I see you walking, but all i can think about is...Dianetics
Your butt cheeks is warm
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey

Now I've been set loose-ah, right in your caboose-ah,
I'll sure take my juice, Now fucking get it on!

   Get it on!

Dianetics junior much better then Krishnov(?)
Dianetics junior much better indeed.
And all you people there, your tremendous,
Except the people in the middle,
When you're toking up a big ass bowl of weed,with me, and KG
All Right! Oh Yeah! All Right! Oh my god!
  
Would all the ladies in the house say Yeah! (Yeah)
C'mon, all you motherfuckers say a prayer! (prayer)
Cause when you fight, you gotsta fight fair!
   You mother fucker, huh? You mother fucker,
   You know what time it is?

   Fuck yeah!
   Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

   Dude, that was TNT...

                           Conclusion
There, thats it for now. I grow weary. But please, enjoy my tab, and
                                     
                      ---->OBEY THE D!