Am
Cause it's the Pick! 

Of Destiny child, 
      F                                  G
You know we will be rockin' 'cause it's fucking insane! 


                        Am
It's just the Pick! 

Of Destiny child, 
       F                            G
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain! 


Am
In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage 
F                                  G
When he was buskin he was all the rage. 
Am
He met Jables and he taught him well, 
F                               G
All the techniques that were developed in hell. 
Am
Cock pushups and the power slide, 
F                           G
Gig simulation now there’s nowhere to hide. 
Am
They formed a band they named Tenacious D, 
F                              G
And then they got the Pick of Destiny. 


                                Am
Cause it's the Pick! 

Of Destiny child, 
      F                                  G
You know we will be rockin' 'cause it's fucking insane!  


                        Am
It's just the Pick! 

Of Destiny child, 
     F                                G
Our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein! 


       F
Cause he who is sleazy, 
    G
Is easy to pleasy. 
      F
And she who is juicy, 
      G
Must be loosy-goosey. 
     F
And he who is groovy, 
      G
Will be in my movie, 
                Am      G       F       G       Em
So come on! 


     F
The wizard and the demon had a battle royale, 
     Am
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow, 
      C                                   G
But then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said "OW" 


                        Am
Cause it's the Pick! 

Of Destiny child, 
      F                                  G
You know we will be rockin' 'cause it's fucking insane! 


                        Am
It's just the Pick! 

Of Destiny child, 
      F                           G
You know our movie's better than Citizen Kane! 


       F
Cause he who's a geezer, 
      G
Must live in my freezer. 
      F
And she who is starkey, 
    G   
Is full of mularkey. 
     F
And he who is groovy, 
        G
Must be in my movie, 
                (Am)
So come on! 

2x      Am   F   G


          F     
Oh! Cause if you're a diva, 
      G
Then go to Geneva. 
    F   
And if you're a crony, 
      G
Then suck on my bony. 

    F
And if you are groovy, 
      G
Then get in my movie! 


                 Am   G  Em  G  Am
It's called the Pick of Destiny! 
     Am   G  Em  G  Am  
The Pick of Destiny