E -   022100
F#m - 244222
D -   xx0232
Bm -  x24432
G# -  466544
C# -  x46664



Intro: A C#m D F#m E x4


Verse 1:
       A
Got an IQ higher
        C#m
than 25 Bet you
            D
didn’t even think
that because of my
A
hair Watch me do
           C#m
basic math Somehow
     D
I survive to pay my
A
bills Is she ditzy
              C#m
Is she with it  Is
she scattered up
D
like a snow globe
A
  Only takes one
One of me to
C#m
  Screw in
  D
a freaking
light bulb 
F#m  D  A
   As if oh oh
   Bm
oh oh oh
F#m  D  A        E
   As if oh oh oh


Chorus 1:
That’s why you’re
A
thinking that
I’m not smart
F#m
Didn’t get the
         D
bad joke Acting
kinda clueless
E
Sunning up on
          A
the beach Always
losing my keys
F#m
Never pay for
        D
Jameson Latest
to the party
E
Head up in the
    A
sky Marilyn
Monroe said
C#m
I should have
more fun so
D
She was right
I don’t care
E
Care what you
think Just
because I’m
A     C#m D
blonde      
F#m    E
Just because
    A     C#m D F#m E
I’m blonde


Verse 2:
  A
I know a Brazilian
is not a number and
    C#m
Polypeptide isn’t
  D            A
a type of toothpaste
Watch me get an oil
            C#m
change They won’t
              D
convince me I need
          A
brand new breaks
Not an Airhead
That’s just candy
C#m
   When I want to
D
sugar stuff my
A
face Superficial

Just a little
C#m
   But I’ll never
        D
be your damsel
in distress 
F#m  D  A
   As if oh oh
   Bm
oh oh oh
F#m  D  A        E
   As if oh oh oh


Chorus 2:
That’s why you’re
A
thinking that
I’m not smart
F#m
Didn’t get the
         D
bad joke Acting
kinda clueless
E
Sunning up on
          A
the beach Always
losing my keys
F#m
Never pay for
        D
Jameson Latest
to the party
E
Head up in the
    A
sky Marilyn
Monroe said
C#m
I should have
more fun so
D
She was right
I don’t care
E
Care what you
think Just
because I’m
F#m
blonde      
Just because
I’m blonde


Bridge: Kelly Ogden Speaks
F#m
   I’ve never fooled
anyone before
         A
I’ve let people
fool themselves
G#
   They didn’t bother to
         F#m
find out who or what I was
       A
Instead they’d invent
                G#
a character for me
           F#m
I wouldn’t argue with
them They were obviously
                A
loving somebody I
      G#
wasn’t  It takes a
         F#m
smart brunette to play

a blonde It takes a
 D
smart brunette to
       C#
play a dumb blonde 


Verse 3:
F#m  D  A
   As if oh oh
   Bm
oh oh oh
F#m  D  A        E
   As if oh oh oh


Chorus 3:
That’s why you’re
A
thinking that
I’m not smart
F#m
Didn’t get the
         D
bad joke Acting
kinda clueless
E
Sunning up on
          A
the beach Always
losing my keys
F#m
Never pay for
        D
Jameson Latest
to the party
E
Head up in the
    A
sky Marilyn
Monroe said
C#m
I should have
more fun yeah
D
She was right
I don’t care
E
I don’t care
what they say
A
Everybody knows
   C#m
it Never gonna
          D
change me It’s

just hair don’t
        E
be dumb Dumb
          (hold)
like a brunette


Kelly Ogden Speaks:
Just kidding


Just because
    A     F#m
I’m blonde
Just because
    D     E
I’m blonde
Just because
    A     F#m
I’m blonde
Just because
    D     E
I’m blonde