C F G C F


[Verse]
C                              G  F
Everyone's stringing their bosses
                  C
It's the latest dance craze
                    E       F
My captain won't shut up
                       C
Cause the bastard just got laid
                           G   F
I'm breaking legs on the ball court
                  C
The full moon in my eyes
                       E      F
It's another Saturday night
                Am        F       C
And I just got paid

            G        F
I'm the new Elvis
             G       C
Covered in my enemies blood
                   E       F
The money ain't great
         Am    C
I do it out of love
                   G        F
I've got a hundred girlfriends
             G     C
They really bum me out
                 E          F
When papa starts drinking
                       Am    F    Am   F
They love to twist and shout


[Chorus]
      G        C      Am             F
Saturday night alone, get out of bed
               G               C
The king asked me to watch the throne
Am                F
Off with his head
       G      Em           F        C
When I do, I only think of you


[Verse]
                   G         F
Torch song for the arsonist
         G        C
3 minute insurance fraud
               Em        F
Lay off of the school boy
                               C
She spreads her legs and oh my god
                                 F
You all should drink us like drano
           G       C
Carolina's in your mind
               E             F
Hear the words appear, I feel
                       G   Dm  G
And that could last a long time

C
I'm wide awake and and it's
                        F
I'm wide awake and it's nighttime
                C
Shit I must be a doper huh?
                                             Em
I ain't the boss but I'm his illegitimate son
      G               C
Cause baby I was born to run
                            F
I took a valium and I had a vision
                          G       C
Dad it must have been the haunted child
                       F
On Letterman on my television
                      Am   F    Am    F
As the day shift went wild


[Chorus]
     G          C     Am            F
Saturday night alone, get out of bed
               G               C
The king asked me to watch the throne
Am               F
Off with his head
       G     Em            F
When I do, I only think of you