G                                         Cadd9
Well, I know you’re not the man that you used to be
                                                G
Cause you used to be the man holding hands with me
      G                                       Cadd9
And a little bird told me you’d be back around
    Cadd9 (palm mute)
So I shot that bird and I wrote this down

C            G                                   
I don’t even think hell is freezing
Am                 G                 Cadd9
Over hard enough to skate on yet
                              B11
I’ll keep checking and you’ll keep waiting
   Em                 D          Cadd9             
If anything changes I’ll let you know
          C                                   G Cadd9    G
Until then it’s no, no, no, no, no, no, no….No

        G                                        Cadd9
You say your house broke now and you've had your shots
                                            G
To your next girlfriend that will mean a lot
      G                                         Cadd9
Yeah, you say you’d be as faithful as the day is long
   Cadd9 
Boy how am I gonna miss you if you won’t stay gone

C              G                              
Don't know why then, pigs ain’t flying
Am                    G                Cadd9
Hardly high enough to clear that fence
                              B11
I’ll keep checking and you’ll keep waiting
   Em               D           Cadd9        C     
If anything changes I’ll let you know
      C
Until then it’s no, no, no,

 
Em
In all my quantum mathematics calculations
D
I derived from the process of elimination
C                  Cm 
You’re an underdog that’s overrated


C             G                          
I don’t even think hell is freezing
Am                  G               Cadd9
Over hard enough to skate on yet
                              B11
I’ll keep checking and you’ll keep waiting
   Em                 D          Cadd9             
If anything changes I’ll let you know
C                                                       
Until then it’s no, no, no, no
C             G
No, no, no, no
C                             G   C   Cm   G
No, no, no, no, no, no, no……No