C   Am
C   Am


[Verse 1]
C                                            Am
You'll be maybe lunging for the bad guy’s hip
C                                   Am
  No one anticipates the sunset flip
        F                          C        F
The referee and your opponent will hold you there
C                              G
  And we're gonna bring in a folding chair


[Riff]
C   Am
C   Am


[Verse 2]
C                                                   Am
  We'll stipulate that there will be no cameras filming
C                                                Am
  But of course there will be several in the building
F                           C      F
  And if by chance somebody hits record
C                                 G
  And stands real still somewhere back behind the soundboard


[Interlude]
Am  F  C
Am  F  C
Am  F  C
Am  F


[Riff]
C   Am
C   Am


[Verse 3]
C                                              Am
Cheap electric razor from the Thrifty down the street
         C                                                    Am
Two guys down around your ankles so you'll stay put in your seat
F                            C             F
Buzzing razor held aloft and just about to strike
        C                      G
I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like


[Riff]
C    Am
C    Am


[Verse 4]
            C                                          Am
Some people leave before it's over, but most of them stay
     C                                       Am
Some hide behind their programs, some turn away
F                            C              F
  Out in the parking lot you look up at the stars
C                   G
  And all the cheap cars


{Outro]
C   Am
C   Am
C   Am
C   Am