Alice fell down
Fell down the rabbit hole
Mad hatter had
Had strange habits, whoa

Lewis Carroll
Was nobody’s fool
He knew what drove that hatter mad
Was breathing those fumes
Mercury
They’re so self-righteous
But they haven’t got a clue
Crazy flipping doctors
Will make a mad hatter out of you
Mad Hatter Blues

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alice fell into
fell into wonderland
mad hatter riddles
no one could understand
He poured it on his hat
and they rubbed it into cuts
that toxic liquid metal
drove him nuts
Mercury

They’re so self righteous
But doctors haven’t got a clue
Vaccines with mercury
Will make a mad hatter out of you
Mad hatter’s mercury
Drove him insane
Thought it was a joke HA!
Just a funny game
When you get a flu shot
Guess what it contains
25 micrograms of mercury
In your brain
Mad Hatter Blues

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha