E|-------0-7-9-10-0-7-9-10-0-9-10-12-0h12p0h12-|
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  A great philosopher once wrote:

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  "Naughty, naughty,

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B|---------------------------------------------|
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D|---------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------|
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  Very naughty!"

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B|---------------------------------------------|
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D|---------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------|
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   Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!

E5  E/D  A5  E5
E5  E/D  A5  E5
E5  E/D  A5  E5
E5  E/D  A5  E5

N.C.

E|--------------------|------------2-0----------|
B|5--3-0-5-3-0----3---| 5---3-0-0-3-----3-0------|
G|-------------2h4--4-|-------------------------|
D|--------------------|-------------------------|
A|--------------------|-------------------------|
E|--------------------|-------------------------| x 4
                Hey-heeey!            oh-oooh!

[Verse 1]
E5
There's a guy in the place who's got a bittersweet face
E5
And E goes by the name of Ebeneezer Goode
E5
His friends call him 'Ezer and E is the main geezer
E5
And E'll vibe up the place like no other man could
E5
E's refined, sublime, E makes you feel fine
E5
Though very much maligned and misunderstood
E5
But if you know 'Ezer E's a real crowd pleaser
E5
E's ever so good - E's Ebeneezer Goode
E5
You can see that E's mischievous, mysterious and devious
E5
When E circulates amongst the people in the place
E5
But once you know E's fun, and something of a genius
E5
E gives a grin that goes around from face to face to face
E5
Backwards and then forwards, forwards and then backwards
E5
'Eezer is the geezer who loves to muscle in
E5
That's about the time the crowd all shout the name of 'Ezer
E5
As E's crouching in the corner, laughing by the bass bin

[Chorus]
 
E|-----------------------|------------2-0---------|
B|5--3-0-5-3-0-------3---| 5--3-0-0-3-------3-0----|
G|-------------4-2-4---4-|------------------------|
D|-----------------------|------------------------|
A|-----------------------|------------------------|
E|-----------------------|------------------------| x 4
  'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode - He's Ebeneezer Goode

N.C.

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B|---------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------|

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B|---------------------------------------------|
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A|---------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------|
   He's Ebeneezer Goode

 N.C.
E|-------0-7-9-10-0-7-9-10-0-9-10-12-0h12p0h12-|
B|---------------------------------------------|
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D|---------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------|
  "Has anyone got any Vera's?"  

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B|---------------------------------------------|
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D|---------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------|
                           - Lovely

E5                  E/D  A5  E5
Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!
E5                  E/D  A5  E5
Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!
N.C.
A great philosopher once wrote:
 N.C.
"Naughty, naughty, very naughty!"
N.C.
Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!

[Verse 2]
E5
Ebeneezer Goode, leading light of the scene, know what I mean?
E5
E created the vibe - E takes you for a ride as if by Design
E5
The party ignites like it's comin' alive
E5
E takes you to the top, shakes you all around
E5
Then back down - you know as he gets mellow
E5
Then as smooth as the groove that is making you move
                                      N.C.
E glides into your mind with a sunny "Hello!"
E5
A gentleman of leisure E's there for your pleasure
E5
But go easy on old 'Ezeer he's the love you could lose
E5
Extraordinary fellow, like Mr Punchinello
E5
E's the kind of geezer who must never be abused
E5
When you're in town and Ebeneezer is around
E5
You can sense a presence in the sound of the crowd
E5
E gets them all at it - the party starts rocking - the people get excited
             N.C.
It's time to SHOUT LOUD!

[Chorus]

E|-----------------------|------------2-0---------|
B|5--3-0-5-3-0-------3---| 5--3-0-0-3-------3-0----|
G|-------------4-2-4---4-|------------------------|
D|-----------------------|------------------------|
A|-----------------------|------------------------|
E|-----------------------|------------------------| x 4
 'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode - He's Ebeneezer Goode

[Post-chorus]

E|--------------------------5-7-5-7-| 5---------|
B|----------------------------------|----------|
G|----------------------------------|----------|
D|----------------------------------|----------|
A|----------------------------------|----------|
E|----------------------------------|----------| x 2
       He's Ebeneezer Goode

E|-0-3-7-9-0-7-9-11-0-10-11-12-0-12-0----------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------|
  'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode

E|-0-3-7-9-0-7-9-11-0-10-11-12-0-12-0----------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------|

E|-0-3-7-9-0-7-9-11-0-10-11-12-0-12-0----------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------|
  'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode - He's Ebeneezer Goode

[Interlude]

E5  E/B  A5  E5
              Got any Salmon? - Sorted
E5  E/B  A5  E5
Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!
E5  E/B  A5  E5
Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!

[Chorus]

E|--------------------------5-7-5-7-| 5---------|
B|----------------------------------|----------|
G|----------------------------------|----------|
D|----------------------------------|----------|
A|----------------------------------|----------|
E|----------------------------------|----------|
 'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode

E|--------------------------5-7-5-7-| 5---------|
B|----------------------------------|----------|
G|----------------------------------|----------|
D|----------------------------------|----------|
A|----------------------------------|----------|
E|----------------------------------|----------|
 'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode - Oh, what a carry on - Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!

E|-----------------------|------------2-0---------|
B|5--3-0-5-3-0-------3---| 5--3-0-0-3-------3-0----|
G|-------------4-2-4---4-|------------------------|
D|-----------------------|------------------------|
A|-----------------------|------------------------|
E|-----------------------|------------------------|
 'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode - Wicked

E|-----------------------|------------2-0---------|
B|5--3-0-5-3-0-------3---| 5--3-0-0-3-------3-0----|
G|-------------4-2-4---4-|------------------------|
D|-----------------------|------------------------|
A|-----------------------|------------------------|
E|-----------------------|------------------------|
 'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode - He's Ebeneezer Goode

E|-----------------------|------------2-0---------|
B|5--3-0-5-3-0-------3---| 5--3-0-0-3-------3-0----|
G|-------------4-2-4---4-|------------------------|
D|-----------------------|------------------------|
A|-----------------------|------------------------|
E|-----------------------|------------------------|
                           - He's Ebeneezer Goode

E|-----------------------|------------2-0---------|
B|5--3-0-5-3-0-------3---| 5--3-0-0-3-------3-0----|
G|-------------4-2-4---4-|------------------------|
D|-----------------------|------------------------|
A|-----------------------|------------------------|
E|-----------------------|------------------------|
                           - Oh, what a carry on - Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!

E|-----------------------|------------2-0---------|
B|5--3-0-5-3-0-------3---| 5--3-0-0-3-------3-0----|
G|-------------4-2-4---4-|------------------------|
D|-----------------------|------------------------|
A|-----------------------|------------------------|
E|-----------------------|------------------------|
                           - Wicked

E|-----------------------|------------2-0---------|
B|5--3-0-5-3-0-------3---| 5--3-0-0-3-------3-0----|
G|-------------4-2-4---4-|------------------------|
D|-----------------------|------------------------|
A|-----------------------|------------------------|
E|-----------------------|------------------------|
 'Eezer Goode 'Eezer Goode - He's Ebeneezer Goode

E|-----------------------|------------2-0---------|
B|5--3-0-5-3-0-------3---| 5--3-0-0-3-------3-0----|
G|-------------4-2-4---4-|------------------------|
D|-----------------------|------------------------|
A|-----------------------|------------------------|
E|-----------------------|------------------------|
                           - He's Ebeneezer Goode