C 
Oh Melania
           Em            
He walks ahead of ya
                   F 
No good man should do that
           Am 
He is the mightiest prat
              C      
The world has ever seen
                   Em    
Why did you become his queen
                  F  
Do you like those tiny hands
             Am
Only you can break up the band
               
                Em   F      
You can be like Yoko Ono
Em                          F
You don't have to be on your own oh

[Chorus 1]
        C
You can shave off all his hair
        Am
You can leave him on the lake
          D
You could throw his phone down the Grand Canyon
    F
And give the world a break
        C
You can put him in a rocket
     Am
Send him to outer space
            D
There should probably be some distance 
        F                           C
Between him and the human race.

[Verse 2]
     C
Oh Melania
               Em
Does he really love ya?
                   F
More than he loves Bannon
                     Am     A
And the other loose cannons
                 C
You're the first lady
                      Em
But we need you to be shady
                 F      
We can see it in those eyes
                 Am
Are you our hero in disguise?

          Em              F      
You could crush his loony dream
Em                          F
You could take one for the team 

[Chorus 2] 
          C
You could build him a wall
      Am
That surrounds him on all sides
          D
You could lock him in a lift with a bunch of scientists
       F
Before we're swallowed by the tides
         C
Or just leave the tape running
           Am
He's bound to say something bad
             D
If you could secretly film him hugging a Russian
     F                            C
Then the world is in your hands 

[Verse 3]
Melania
Em      Dm
We need you
     Am         G       C           F
Will you please help us out? Thank you.
C                    Em    Dm
You could go down in history
   Am          G            C       F
As the one who set us free temporarily

[Chorus 3]
          C
You could cut up all his ties
          Am
You could dress him like a goose
          D
You could do something quite age appropriate 
    F     
Like take him on a cruise
          C
You could put him in a spaceship
     Am
Send him to outer space
              D
There should probably be some distance
        F                  C
Between him and the human race

[Verse 4]
Melania
Em      Dm
We need you
     Am         G       C           F
Will you please help us out? Thank you.