E
I don't want no woman
E
Man, if her hair ain't no longer than mine
A7
I don't want no woman
A7                                  E
Man, if her hair ain't no longer than mine
B7
Bring you bad luck and trouble, man
A7                           E
Have ya buyin’ rats all the time

E
You know, I went to make a swing out with my woman
E
You know I grabbed her by the arm
E
You know a rat fell from her head
E7
Like one from a burning barn

A7
I don’t want no woman
A7                                     E
Man, if her hair ain’t no longer than mine
B7
Nothin but bad luck and trouble, man
A7                           E
Have ya buyin’ rats all the time

E
You know I took my woman to the hairdresser
E
Here’s what the hairdresser said
E
“I can’t fix your woman’s hair
E7
Well, maybe I can fix her head”

A7
I don’t want no woman
A7                                E
If her hair ain’t no longer than mine
B7
Bring you nothing but bad luck and trouble, man
A7                           E
Have ya buyin’ rats all the time