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I'd like to announce my candidacy
I'd appreciate it if you vote for me
I wanna be Vice President
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If I was Vice President, know what I'd do?
Pretty much anything I wanted to!
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I'd have a first class seat on Air Force One
An awesome pad in Washington, D.C.
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I'd play golf all day with heads of state
If they brought beer, wouldn't that be great?
I can't wait!
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Well, there's a awful lot of issues important to me
Here's my campaign policy
Legislation! Education!
Occupation! Arbitration!
Modernization! Legalization!
Immigration! United Nations!
Integration! Restoration!
Imitation! Hospitalization!
Space Station! Accusation!
Every Nation Violation!
Compensation! Realization!
I'm freakin' out! Vote for me! Vote for me!

Well, it's the land of the brave, and home of the free
That's the funny thing about democracy
A vote for me is a vote for me!
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