Am7       D7                   Em  G
  Bouncer greets us at the door
Am7           D7                 Em
  He can tell we've been here before
      G
So he lets us pass
Am7   D7         Em   G
  And we climb up 15 flights of stairs
Am7           D7           Em      G
  And find that spot in the corner just over there


[Interlude]
Am7  D7  Em  G


[Verse 2]
Am7    D7      Em           G
  It's only 6:30 but we're starting to drink
Am7        D7      Em
  I'm ordering the usual
 G       Am7      D7         Em
I think I need a change of pace
          G                   Am7
London's bursting at the seams
            D7       Em       G
It's not quite the place I hoped I'd be

Am7  D7  G


[Chorus]
G             C             Am
  It's white wine in a Wetherspoons
G            C              Am
  It's fine dining with cheap perfume
G              C                  Am
  It's country walks down the motorway
G           C                Am     D7
  How many drugs have you done today?


[Interlude]
Am7  D7  Em  G  x2


[Verse 3]
Am7                D7               Em         G
  'Cause concrete sculptures and broken glass
Am7         D7                Em
  It's the lamp posts who guide our paths
            G
Because the moon can't get in
Am7        D7           Em
  And the clouds hang heavy
         G
Blocking out his pursuit
Am7    D7          Em          G
  And booze hangs limply on our rental suits


[Verse 4]
Am7             D7             Em          G
  'Cause we're fires, we're burning bright
Am7        D7               Em          G
  Breaking bottles and starting fights
Am7       D7            Em         G
  But the evening has other plans
Am7       D7        Em        G
  Run as they pull up with two more vans


[Chorus]
G             C             Am
  It's white wine in a Wetherspoons
G            C              Am
  It's fine dining with cheap perfume
G              C                  Am
  It's country walks down the motorway
G           C                Am
  How many drugs have you done today?


[Bridge]
G     C         Am
  But I won't fuss
G      C         Am  D7
  I'll let you pass
G     C         Am
  No, I won't fuss
G      C         Am  D7
  I'll let you pass


[Outro]
                G      C              Am
'Cause it's only white wine in a Wetherspoons
G       C              Am
  Fine dining with cheap perfume
G      C                Am
  DLR closed due to workers' strikes
G           C              Am
  God knows how I'll get home tonight