C                                     F
Well it ain't nobody's goddamn business how my baby treats me
G                              C
Ain't nobody's business but my own 
(Play verse twice)


Well one of these days I'm gonna wake up crazy
F
Grab a gun and kill my baby
G                                 C
It ain't nobody's business but my own
(Play twice)

C F G C G 

C
One of these days I'm gonna wake up a zombie 
F
I'm gonna.. Kill your mommy
G                                 C
It ain't nobody's business but my own
(Play verse twice)

C
One of these days I'm gonna do a skateboard trick
F
and while I'm in the air I'm gonna suck my own dick
G                                 C
It ain't nobody's business but my own

C
One of these days I'm gonna jump from the moon
          F
I'm gonna land on your mom and I'm gonna land on you
G                                 C
It ain't nobody's business but my own

C
One of these days I'm gonna become a dancer
      F
gonna smoke a butt and I'll get cancer
G                                 C
It ain't nobody's business but my own

C
One of these days I'm gonna find Skunk Ape
F
Everyone will tell me it’s a fake
       G                               C
But it ain’t nobody’s business but my own

C
One of these days I’m gonna do the dishes
    F
And then I’m gonna do them again
G                                  C
It ain’t nobody’s business but my own

C
One of these days gonna have clean socks 
   F
If I don't spend all of my spare change on rocks
G                                  C
It ain't nobody's business but my own

C
One of these days I’m gonna quit smoking weed
          F
I’m gonna open my eyes, I gonna start to see that
G                                 C
It ain’t nobody’s business but my own

C
One of these days I’m gonna take a shower 
F (One hard strum)
Oh wait... No I’m not
G                                  C
It ain’t nobody’s business but my own

C
One of these days gonna ride my bike
      F
Gonna save the planet tell those yuppies to cram it 
G                                  C
It ain’t nobody’s business but my own

Whoho Who-ho-ho-ho-how

Whoho Who-ho-ho-ho-how
G                                  C
It ain’t nobody’s business but my own

C
One of these days I'm gonna wake up crazy
F
Grab a gun and kill my baby
G                                  C
It ain't nobody's business but my own

(Fast and harsh Tempo go crazy)
(play verse twice)

C
One of these days I'm gonna wake up crazy
F
Grab a gun and kill my baby
G                                  C
It ain't nobody's business but my own