D                                      
 Well I was thumbing through the channels 
         G              
 And I saw a sight to see 
      D                           
 A so called country singer 
         A          
 There singing on MTV 
          D          
 Then I began to think 
           G              
 Had she ever heard of Hank 
           D                           A                         D  
 Had she ever been to Texas where Bob Wills is still the king 
  
  
 D                    
 From the Houston rodeo 
         G            
 To any old dancehall 
 D                          
 All the cowboys and cowgirls 
         A             
 Know how to have a ball 
         D                      
 And every night they tip a toast 
         G            
 To the Lonestar State 
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 Where the women are so fine and the music is so great 
  
  
  
 Chorus:
         G                               D        
 Cause I wanna two-step to a real dancehall swinger 
         G                               A       
 Don’t wanna see no wannabe country western singer 
         G       G7      D               B7    
 Don’t call it country unless you can prove it 
 D       A               G        D 
 I want something with a swing to it 
  
  
 D                             
 Well it’s a Texas thing y’all 
         G                
 So if you don’t understand 
         D                 
 Just drop what you’re doing 
                 A           
 Get here as quick as you can 
 D                       
 I’d even stop in Oklahoma 
 G                 
 If it was up to me 
 D                                               A       D  
 Cause when it comes to country there ain’t none like Gary P. 
  
  
Chorus:
         G                               D        
 Cause I wanna two-step to a real dancehall swinger 
         G                               A       
 Don’t wanna see no wannabe country western singer 
         G       G7      D               B7    
 Don’t call it country unless you can prove it 
 D       A               G        D 
 I want something with a swing to it 
  
  
 G                                             D   
 That hip-hop rap and boy-band crap is for the squirrels in San Francisco 
 G                                               A            
 Yeah Nashville’s making music that sounds like a dadgum disco
         G       G7      D               B7    
 Don’t call it country unless you can prove it 
 D       A               G        D 
 I want something with a swing to it