A5
I'm not a man, not a man of tradition
 D5
I just wanna get pissed here in my kitchen
          G5     D5
I'm not a loser, no
          A5
I'm not a loser (she's not a loser)

 A5
People look at me like I am a hooker
    D5
But I just wanna be a venue booker
          G5     D5
I'm not a loser, no
          A5
I'm not a loser (she's not a loser)


[Chorus]

 G5
All these badboys wanna spank me
 D5
Guess it's just their way to thank me
 A5
They all want the hanky-panky

They all want the hanky-panky
 G5
All these badboys wanna spank me
 D5
Guess it's just their way to thank me
 A5
They all want the hanky-panky

     G5        D5             A5
I'm deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright
     G5        D5                 A5
I'm poor, I'm broke, but I'm just fine
     G5        D5             A5
I'm deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright
     G5        D5                 A5
I'm poor, I'm broke, but I'm just fine


[Verse Two]

 A5
I fell asleep down there in the gutter
    D5
But it's no worries it' as smooth as butter
          G5     D5
I'm not a loser, no
          A5
I'm not a loser (she's not a loser)

 A5
My roommates think that I am a cunt
    D5
But I pay the rent on time every month
          G5     D5
I'm not a loser, no
          A5
I'm not a loser (She's not a loser)

E5             D5
I just had the best coffee
E5
I got no worries
E5
It's sunny outside and I'm gonna steal it?
E5
It's December, it's only getting hot now
E5
That's alright ~~no clue what she says here~~


[Chorus]

    G5                       D5
I'm deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright
    A5
I'm poor, I'm broke, but I'm just fine

 G5
All these badboys wanna spank me
 D5
Guess it's just their way to thank me
 A5
They all want the hanky-panky

They all want the hanky-panky
 G5
All these badboys wanna spank me
 D5
Guess it's just their way to thank me
 A5
They all want the hanky-panky

     G5        D5             A5
I'm deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright
     G5        D5                 A5
I'm poor, I'm broke, but I'm just fine
     G5        D5             A5
I'm deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright
     G5        D5                 A5
I'm poor, I'm broke, but I'm just fine