A 577655
G 355433
F# 244322
F 133211
B x24442
D x57775
E x79997

Intro
  A                 B                 D                         A
E|-------5-----5---|-------7-----7---|----------11-------11----|-------5-----5---|
B|-----5-----5---5-|-----7-----7---7-|-------11-------11----11-|-----5-----5---5-|
G|-6---------------|-8---------------|-10----------------------|-6---------------|
D|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------|-----------------|
A|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------|-----------------|
E|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------|-----------------|
   1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & | 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & | 1  &  2  &  3  &  4  &  | 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & |


INTRO : 
You oughta hear the mirror in my house
You oughta fear her pretty, pretty mouth
Says I’m imperfect in every way:
“Miss Almost, Miss Maybe, Miss Halfway”

VERSE
A G F# F x2

A G F# F
All my friends in L.A. 

A G F# F
got jobs on Melrose Place

A G F# F
I play Replacements songs and 

A G F# F                        A
sigh-- a Waitress In The Sky


CHORUS
            B         D               A
You oughta hear the things I’ve been thinking
            B         D               A
You oughta swim in a heart that is sinking
            B            D                 A
You try to break me with all the things you say:
A             B           D         A
“Miss Almost, Miss Maybe, Miss Halfway”

VERSE
A G F# F x2

A G F# F
Tony makes 60 K, 
A G F# F
invests in IRA’s,
A G F# F
But I’m busy making paper airplanes
A G F# F           A
    out of resumes


CHORUS
              B                D              A
But I’m gonna burn, I’m gonna shine and multiply
            B         D       A
I’m gonna fill up the great divide
               B           D                 A
You’ll never break me with all the things you say
A             B           D         A
“Miss Almost, Miss Maybe, Miss Halfway”


VERSE/CHORUS
A G F# F
D Dsus4 E

(Play intro riff)
A          B      D           A
I’m gonna burn a pie now and then
A           B            D                A
And I’m gonna say the wrong things to your friends
A      B            D              A
I’m gonna burn and shine and multiply
A          B                 D             A
And when I do, you’re gonna see me in her eyes…


CHORUS

A          B         D               A
I’m gonna burn and shine and multiply
A          B            D             A
I’m gonna fill up the great divide
A              B            D                A
You’ll never break me with all the things you say
A             B           D         A
Miss Almost, Miss Maybe, Miss Halfway
A             B           D         A
Miss Almost, Miss Maybe, Miss Halfway

A G F# F
Miss Halfway, 
A G F# F
Miss Halfway, 
A G F# F   A
Miss Halfway …