D  F#m  Em  A7

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[Verse 1]

D                        F#m
He's pining for her in a people carrier
               Em                                               A7
There might be buildings and pretty things to see like that but architecture won't do
            D                                     
Although it might say a lot about the city or town
        F#m
I don't care what they've got keep on turning them down
         Em                            
It don't say the funny things she does
           A7                                          D
Don't even try and cheer him up because it just won't happen


[Instrumental]
D  F#m  Em  A7

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A|---------------|
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[Verse 2]

             D                           F#m
He's got the feeling again, this time on the aeroplane
               Em                                          A7
There might be teles in the back of the seats in front but Rodney and Del won't do
            D                                                           
Although it might take your mind off the aches and the pains
              F#m
Laugh when he falls through the bar but you're feeling the same
           Em                                          A7
'Cause she isn't there to hold your hand, she won't be waiting for you when you land


[Chorus]

              Bm           G
It feels like she's just nowhere near
          Bm             G
You could well be out on your ear
                   Bm                      E
This thought comes closely followed by the fear
        G            F#m        A7           D
And the thought of it makes you feel a bit ill


[Instrumental]

D  F#m  Em  A7  x2


[Verse 3]

D                          F#m                                  Em
Yesterday I saw a girl who looked like someone you might knock about with, 
           A7
And almost shouted
           D                            F#m               
And then reality kicked in within us it seems as we become the winners
    Em                             A7
You lose a bit of summat, and half wonder if you won it at all


[Chorus]

                  Bm                G
And don't say owt cos you've got no idea
    Bm            G
And she's still nowhere near
                      Bm                      E
And the thought comes closely followed by the fear
        G            F#m              A7   N.C.
And the thought of it makes you feel a bit ill


[Outro]

   D             Em                   F#m                   G    F#m       Em
Despair in the departure lounge, it's one and they'll still be around at three
                     A7
No signal and low battery
N.C.
What's happened to me?