There’s No Penguins in Alaska, 
    Tuning: DADGBe

I was really mad because there weren’t any quality tabs of this song.
Here you go.

    Intro/verse pt. 1 (x4)
E-----------------------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------------|
G---------555--    5-/--3-/---3-333--5555-------------|
D---------555(x3)--5-/--3-/---3-333--5555-------------|
A---------777---  -7 /--5-/---1-111--3333-------------|
D-----------------------------------------------------|
                            
Little Riff

E--------------8---------------------------|
B------------------------------------------|
G------------------------------------------|
D-----77-----------7-----------------------| (x2)
A--55-PM-----------------------------------|
D------------------------------------------|
   PM

Verse Section 2   (x4)
E-----------------------------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------------------|
G-5--10-14-12-----10~~~-9~~~~-------------------------------|
D-x--x--x--x------x~~~~-x~~~~-------------------------------|
A-7--8--12-10-----8~~~~-7~~~~~~-----------------------------|
D-----------------------------------------------------------|

(Play Little Riff again)

       Breakdown
E----------------------------------------------|
B-----------------13~~~------------------------|
G-----------------14~~~------------------------|
D---0~~~~---------12~~~------------------------|
A---0~~~~--------------------------------------|
D---0~~~~--------------------------------------|

E-------------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------------|
G--5----------------------------------------------|
D--x-(x alot) ------------------------------------|
A--7----------------------------------------------|
D-------------------------------------------------|
   
E-121312--1513121312--1513121312---|
B-------13----------13----------13-|
G----------------------------------|
D----------------------------------|
A----------------------------------|
D----------------------------------|

         Little riff thingy
E---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D---------------------------------------------------------------------|
A-----5-3-5--8-7-5h7---8-7-8h7----7-----------------------------------|
E--00----------------8---------10---10--------------------------------|
   PM