C
Get attached to a rolling stone 
G
And yr libel to get crushed. 
F
Yr better off to sit at home 
C                               G
And watch the toilet flush.

C
I like to sit and look at her.
 G
I like to do that so much.
F
To stand and act mysterious
C                       G
And to watch her blush.

C
I know I'm such a weird guy. 
G
She could never take me serious.
F
There's always that green monkey
C                G
In around or near us.


C
I think sometimes of holdin' her, 
G
But the picture gets all blurred. 
F
I see shadows dancin' on my wall.
C                         G
Thoughts scatter like birds.





C
I wish to God i could touch her hand, 
G
Somehow make her understand,
F
The man I somehow wanna be,
C       G
The man I want her to make me.

C
But she stands so distant and rolls her eyes.
G
She leaves me and I don't know why.
F
Nothing seems to make much sense. 
C       G
I cant appreciate the sky.


C
And so I go home lonely, 
G
Like a wolf without a pack 
F
I got nothin to put my love in, 
C       G
Like groceries without a sack.

C

Maybe someday when she gets fat,
G
She'll think about what she's missed.
F
She'll know shell never get me back.
C       G
She'll feel just like the pits.




C
She'll sit lonely in her apartment,
G
Thinkin' about what might have been.
F
She'll know her man had come and went.
G
Maybe she'll take me seriously then.

C
Get attached to a rolling stone 
G
And yr libel to get crushed. 
F
Yr better off to sit at home 
C       F
And watch the toilet flush.