I met her under the neon lights
I knew right then it was love at first sight
And she's a lady, and I'm a man

She smelled just like a rose garden of sex
She took her tongue all the way down my neck
And she's a lady, 100%

We two-stepped till the morning light
Making love, shooting whisky, flying high as a kite
And she's a lady, and i'm a man

And getting bit late, was take this so on home
Oh I looked you like I care, then we hit the road(?)
She's a lady, they'd understand

We took to my house (?)
A hot and whore now (?)
Lust (lost?) tattoo on their hug
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But the bitch had a dick
Well hung to the floor
I had to think of something quick
So I put it up her back door
Her silver wings, had just started to soar,
When I learn she's a one time
Country and western transvestite whore

Transvestite whore

(?) = Não tenho certeza se está correto