hi,

this is all piano transcribed for guitar

verses 1&2:
  A                Amajdim         F#m               D
e----------------------------------------------------------------------|
b----------------------------------------------------------------------|
g----------------------------------------------------------------------|
d----------------------------------------------------------------------|
a-7---7---7---7----6---6---6---6---9---9---9---9---9----9----9----9----|
e---9---9---9---9----9---9---9---9---9---9---9---9---10---10---10---10-|

it is a thursday
i get up early
it is a challenge
i'm usualy lazy

i make some coffee
i eat some rice chex
and then i sit down
to check my inbox

chorus 1:
  G                      D
i only read a word or two

  F#m                                   D
i stare across the street and see the faces and the blue

    G                   D
the first orgasm of the morning

   F#m                  D
is cold and hard as hell

      G                  D
there wont be any second cumming

   F#m              D
as far as i can tell...

verse 3:
(same riff as verse 1 & 2)

i arch my back coz
i'm very close now
its very cold here
by the window
there are some school kids
yelling and running
i barely notice
that i am cumming


chorus 2(same chords as chorus 1):

the first orgasm of the morning
is like a fire drill
its nice to have a little warning
but not enjoyable


F#m          E                   D
    i am too busy to have friends
  F#m              E                  D
a lover would just complicate my plans
   F#m          E                  D
so i will never look for love again
    F#m            E                D
i'm taking matters into my own hands
    F#m            E                D
i'm taking matters into my own hands


bridge:
e---------------------------------|
b---------------------------------|
g---------------------------------|
d---------------------------------| x2
a-7---7---7---7---6---6---6---6---|
e---9---9---9---9---9---9---9---9-|

A                               F#m              D
i think i could last at least a week without someone to hold me

A                               F#m              D
i think i could last at least a week without someone to hold me

D
wont you hold me?

D
wont you hold me?