C                F 
Facebook told me it's your birthday
  C                       F 
I wouldn't have known any other way
          C            F 
'Cause we coexist in a mutually unstated
G
Unattached cohesion that Facebook created

     C                           F
So I got ten seconds and they're just for you
   C                       F
To write on your wall like good people do
            C                    F
To keep our weak social tie with minimal maintenance
      G                       C
Happy Birthday to my loose acquaintance

Dm
Look through my photo album, you're not in it
     Dm
If I saw you on the street, it would take me a minute
        C
But I'm such a thoughtful person and I totally care
       G
That's why there are three exclamation points there
Am                    F
Colon, parentheses to be more compelling
C                     F
All caps so it's just like I'm just yelling
     C         F             C           F
From top of my heart just to keep status quo
      G
Happy birthday dear person who I sort of know

C                   F
We both know you're not my real friend
         C                     F
You're a biproduct of a social networking trend
        C                       F
But you feel just as indifferently about me
           G  
So there's no guilt in our apathetic reciprocity

         Am                     F
So if we don't talk much or at all this year
  Am                      F          
Remember I sent you this afterthought cheer
            C                   F
To keep our minor affinity with minimal maintenance
      G                      C
Happy Birthday to my loose acquaintance